I was thinking of making plywood and going into space.
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Forget trying to fix the faux climate change hoax… I say we try and figure out how to reduce the pull of gravity by, let say, 20%. Could you imagine that everything you had to pick up or carry, or you yourself get up from a chair, if it were 20% easier.
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I don’t know about going into space, but making plywood could be VERY profitable. Mostly I “collect” records and record things for myself and others. And get out and walk…
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That is a good one but I do not know the answer. My dad asked me one day while we were out and about after passing a cemetery: “How many people are dead in there?” “I don’t know” I replied." “All of them!” he said. I would like to know the answer to yours too.
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@Dale22 >> Johnny answered it “ THERE ARE FENCES AROUND CEMETERIES BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE DIEING TO GET IN “
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Look up Benny Hill’s take on fences around cemeteries.
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… starting to take after your dog … walking into a room and wondering why you did
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starting to take after your dog
…walk around in circles before you lay down
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Pee anywhere you feel like…and drool a little.
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Grate Scott I think I got it. If you want to feel skinny hang around fat people right so if you want to feel young hang around with older people- get er done.
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When you tell someone don’t contact me anymore when they have never contacted you in the first place.
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Got a lot of laughs from him.
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I feel like a 25 year old trapped in a 66 year old body. My mind says “Lets do this!”, then the body says " 'aint happening".
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I’ve been noticing the minute hand gets a few extra revolutions lately when I’ve finished my run or bike ride. Still doing it, just taking longer. Feeling very fortunate I can still do it.
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I am thinking of making plywood and going into space!
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I’m not getting older! Gravity is getting stronger!
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or did I already say that?
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Imagine if you had two uncle’s … Benny Hill and Mel Brookes. Wouldn’t life be grand?
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When the two shake rule does not apply anymore!
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I’m old
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