- You’re looking more-and-more like your driver’s license picture. 2. That sparkle in your eyes is actually the light glinting off your bifocals. 3. You’re asking yourself, “What time is it?” out loud, and you’re wearing a watch. 4. When you wake up and hear creaking noises, they’re coming from YOU. 5. You look at an attractive woman, then forget why you were looking. 6. You grunt every time you sit down or stand up. 7. I know there’s another, but I forget what it is, right now.
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What was your question again? 
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Don’t forget…
You don’t heal as fast as you use to!
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I don’t want to talk about it. Going thru doorways and forgetting why you came into the room. 
(Heavy sigh).
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We’re all getting older. Some of us have just been doing it longer than others.
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Funny stuff. 
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As we get older we need to make a plan on how to get up off the floor before we sit on the floor to do something.
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Yup, I have Nancy or my cane. 
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A idea comes from a team of researchers at the University of Notre Dame. The first part of their paper’s title sums it up: “Walking through doorways causes forgetting. 
Psychologists believe that walking through a door and entering another room creates a “mental blockage” in the brain, meaning that walking through open doors resets memory to make room for a new episode to emerge. This is generally referred to as the doorway effect. 
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It’s true. It’s true. That’s my excuse and I am sticking to it. 
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Alzheimer’s is when,… well, I can’t remember!
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I recall from my psychology classes that memory loss is the second sign that you’re approaching old age.
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All except 5.
But my wife sometimes just wants me to cut it out. 
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I have held the same job for 33 years. When I was hired, some co-workers were younger than I was.
Today, most of my co-workers wet not even born when I was hired.
You want to stay relevant? Be able to contribute to conversations with people 3 decades younger than you.
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When I can’t what I can’t remember.
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Sometimes during getting to know someone I’m told that I look younger than my age and, I tell them I know but. >>>>> click here >>> >>>. I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore - YouTube
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Some things that have slowed down & reversed my aging process are >>
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@Don12 > when we refer to people in their 30s & 40s as kids. And remember back in the day when you would hear about something happening to someone in their 50s or 60s that seemed like a very old person.
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That is some funny stuff brother @Blacky .
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