Heresy, I say.
Purge the Heretic.
Purge the Unbeliever. 1911’s were divinely inspired by God to the mind of the Saint John Browning. Behold the Majesty of the 1911.
Blastema! 1911? The righteousness of John Brownings work of art!
As it should be.
No one ever loved any other pistol enough to melt a meteorite and make one. Except for the Temple of the 1911.
Irrefutable proof of the divinely inspired design of the 1911. Tremble in awe.
ok, ok… I give up… 
Tomorrow I will start praying to Saint JMB and ask for forgiveness…
“mea culpa, mea culpa, mea 2011 culpa” 
As an act of my atonement I will take my RIA 1911, make few holes in the paper target and post it here. 
You are forgiven. You, however have been put on a watchlist. For any further acts of heresy. 
I woke up and figured I’d catch up…I can not believe what I am reading! Not only do we find that @Jerzees is a traitor, @Karacal tops it off with a G-word. My fellow patriots, I am disappointed…I thought y’all were better educated men… To set this thread back on a righteous track, let us all say 20 “hail JMB’s”.
You see… And all this mess because of you and your SIG collection… 
Don’t blame me for that I didn’t speak those terrible words 
I can’t prove it but I’ve heard the archangel Gabriel carries a 1911!
Sometimes we have to accept terrible truth.
The followers of Saint Browning are watching. 
It’s this truth, isn’t it 
We completely derailed this thread… 
Let’s post some targets here and forget about moments of weakness
There is only one Gucci…
Nope, I don’t see the Pink Velvet and the Purple Feathers…
My LGS has a $11,000 Gold engraved Gucci Glock. Not kidding.
