Delay, deny, deflect!
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Frost Bite 
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I KNEW IT!
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How the heck are you so *FAST?*
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If they can’t figure out how Joe got in the White House, how will they determine how another white baggy got left in the White House?
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Thanks for the Laugh!!!
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The press reported what they knew. Nothing more nothing less. It was later confirmed it was cocaine and it was found in the lobby area of the west Wing. The same entrance used by tours along with staff and many others. I heard nothing about Trump in any reporting. That’s the right crying out trying to make Trump a victim. Again and again and again. LOL!
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First they insisted it wasn’t regular street drug cocaine now the spin is it was in a “highly trafficked area”.
That highly trafficked area is now said to be the West Executive Entrance where staff and the President and his family enter and leave the building. It is not a place open to the general public. The only visitors through there are usually friends and family of staff on private tours.
At the private and government controlled project sites I work at if someone found a bag of cocaine laying around everyone would be instantly forced to take a drug test. Why should the people at the very top be held to a different standard?
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Assault Cocaine 
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I saw a story today that Jackie Kennedy grew her own marijuana when she was first lady.
It made me laugh. I never assumed this was the first time there were drugs in the White House.
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Found in the Library by Colonel Mustard!
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I bet I can make you all laugh with a single word!
Laptop
You laughing yet? No… Let me try again.
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What do you mean - what do I mean?
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If it looks like a skunk, smells like a skunk, tastes like a skunk, it’s probably a skunk!
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A stain upon the Secret Service! They failed. I consider the bag a metaphor. Now anything can get passed the security of this White House. Maybe the Chinese were testing a dead drop location! Heck the last white baggy flew across Military installations!
There aren’t too many more institutions left to f@@k up!
Wait, there are NO MORE left! That was the last holdout!
Every sacred U.S. institution has been disgraced by this administration!
KNOW YOUR BAGS
Chinese Air Bag, Windbag, Dope bag!
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true but, in FJB world it must be a chicken
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CNN journalists ask hard questions during presser: Mr. Resident, Mr. Resident! What flavor of cocaine do you recommend to America?
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I think that after looking and smelling I would forego the taste test.
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