Story of Cocaine at the White House Takes a Sudden Turn

Left-Wingers Float Insane Theory in Response

As we reported, a baggie of cocaine was found at the White House on Sunday, leading to an evacuation of the grounds for fear it was something more dangerous.

Even while streets were still shut down, the spin began posthaste. Most media outlets initially took the line that the baggie was found “near” the White House. Multiple reporters also described the substance as “cocaine hydrochloride,” suggesting it was the equivalent of a local anesthetic nasal spray used by (very few) dentists.

The messaging strategy was obvious. The administration and its compliant press allies wanted everything to think this substance was medical-grade and that did not originate from anyone inside the White House. Of course, “cocaine hydrochloride” does not exist in powdered form as an anesthetic, and no medical version of the drug comes in a bag. In other words, what was actually found here is just run-of-the-mill cocaine.

Now, we know where it was found. According to The Washington Post and others, the baggie was located in the White House Library.

One of the first reactions I saw to that news was that the White House Library is part of the public tours that take place multiple days a week. Surely, that means some random tourist left their baggie of cocaine laying around after somehow getting it past Secret Service. A quick look at the tour website, though, shows that theory doesn’t really wash.

For starters, the last tour happened at 12:30 PM on Saturday. The cocaine was found Sunday afternoon. Are we to believe it just sat there on a table or similar, unnoticed by the cleaning crews and security sweeps for over 24 hours? That seems highly unlikely. Further, the current White House tour does not actually include entering the library. Rather, you look at the library through a hallway door before going up the stairs to the left of the room. Am I to believe a tourist high-heated a baggie of cocaine into a secret hiding spot in the library somehow while not actually entering it? Again, that seems highly unlikely.

There is one logical explanation, though. Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, is a notorious drug addict who was made infamous for filming himself doing crack and coke. So let’s do the math. The Secret Service found a baggie of cocaine hidden inside the White House in a place normal people can’t go. Hunter Biden lives at the White House and reportedly uses the library often.

It’s a mystery that may never be solved.

Of course, leave it to the far left to come up with the most insane explanation. Apparently, we are all to believe that the cocaine found actually belongs to…Donald Trump Jr.

You see, the cocaine couldn’t possibly belong to the proven drug addict who currently resides at the White House. It makes much more sense that it belongs to a man who hasn’t entered the building in two and a half years and who has never been evidenced to be an addict. Isn’t the left just brilliant?

Never mind that the Biden’s spent half a million dollars cleaning the White House after the Trumps left. I’m sure they just missed that baggie of cocaine in the library, though. Makes sense


It was in the garage next to the corvette.


:rofl: :rofl: :+1: :rofl: :rofl: I laughed soo loud my wife came running in to check on me :rofl: :rofl: :man_in_motorized_wheelchair:


Sounds like the SCOTUS leaker is at it again!


Ola in the White House library? Where only White House staff and security can access? So the one thing we can be absolutely sure of is that it wasn’t White House Staff or the Security detail that left it. It had to be a Republican, It had to be placed there to smear the Biden Name. I’m frankly appalled that anyone would even think about trying to blame this on a known drug, cocaine, user that actually had access to the always under video surveillance White House Library. And what ever you do DO NOT ASK FOR THE VIDEOS TAPES OF THE LABRARY OR THE ACCESS HALLWAYS.


…or maybe it belongs to the bald guy with a moustache who likes to wear flamboyant colored spaghetti strap dresses and heels. He might have found it in some of the luggage he stole at an airport and didn’t know what to do with it?

This administration is so totally broken…


I almost feel sorry for the staffer whos going to take the hit on this to cover up for the biden boy.


If it wasn’t so shameful it would be funny. :roll_eyes:


Just another day in (b)iden’s America.

An international embarrassment, a national emergency.


This might be pretty easy to resolve if the Secret Service dusts the container for fingerprints. All of the staff should have been fingerprinted as part of their background checks.


These people are shaking in their boots! (those living)

Rob Lowe, Moira Kelly, Dulé Hill, Allison Janney, Richard Schiff, John Spencer, Bradley Whitford, Martin Sheen, Janel Moloney, Stockard Channing, Joshua Malina, Mary McCormack, Jimmy Smits, Alan Alda, Kristin Chenoweth


Yeah, we’ll see what the unlimited resources of the FBI and Secret Service come up with between all the cameras, hidden cameras, DNA, finger prints, logs, etc. I’m sure they’ll find the culprit in no time… :face_with_peeking_eye: :shushing_face:


I’ll Start it:
“After years of intense investigation by the highly trained and skilled investigators and technicians from several government and local law enforcement agencies. The evidence has proven conclusively that we can not determine with any level of certainty what the suspect white powdery substance may or may not have been. After hours and hours of review of security video from hundreds of cameras located on and about the White House compound, we have concluded that we are unable to conclude with any certainty who may or may not have, on purpose or inadvertently, placed the suspect white powdery substance in or around the White House Library.” I won’t be taking any questions at this time, please refer any further questions to the Secret Service and DOJ.


Insofar as the Secret Service has utilized all investigatory tools at its disposal and been unable to determine how the cocaine was brought into the WH or WHO brought it in, Hunter Biden has graciously offered to dispose of it in an expedient manner.


the fact that they haven’t said anything. tells me that they know and just don’t want to say.
here is an article from ex agent Dan Bongino


I would wager it is Secret Service who brought the powdery substance to the WH. For who - obvious for who.
Watch the investigation drag on till the next scandal, whatever it will be. Cameras failed, no doubt? Prints cannot be disclosed due to Hatch act. LOL. Obvious whats going on.


I would doubt it was secret service, but then again, nothing about this regime surprises anymore.


Probably the most secure place in the country. Huh. Cameras all around, and you just don’t walk through the front door and stroll around by yourself. Huh! I’d lay odds they know exactly who, what , when, it showed up. Another fine political S_ _T show!!!


If you thought this was the lowest point, wait a few weeks. A person whose personality is degenerating (actually, there are two of them) is incapable of staying away from criminal and immoral acts. Especially if catered to by enablers


If you need someone to state the obvious
If you can find (1) HONEST MAN or WOMAN left in the Secret Service
just confiscate and test Professor garbage pail’s backpack (the red one)
Problem/Investigation solved.
but it will NEVER happen. Not in a Million dollars…I mean Years!
(did it occur to anybody else “SS”+ Secret service Amazing!)
I digress as usual… :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: