Portland City Council Approves $1.4 Million for ‘Unarmed’ Patrols to Combat Gun Violence

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What could possibly go wrong?

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Who will be the designated “unarmed patrols”?

ANTIFA members, perhaps?

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Do cement-filled water bottles count as “arms?”

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As Ken said. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Thank you for not plagiarizing my use of Emojis, @BRUCE26 Biden would have done it. :joy: :joy:

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If I may suggest that they use this sponsor…

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Not a tee-shirt to wear to the range. :open_mouth:

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Gotta love the first comment in the story too, that Portland should adopt a new slogan: Yesterday is never our stupidest day. :crazy_face:

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Did they promote the guy who headed up the reinvent the wheel department?

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Brilliant idea. Good way to get rid of leftists. I don’t think a conservative would do that without being armed.

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Volunteers? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Welcome aboard @Gary368,

I don’t see this going very well for the “volunteers”, but I’ve been wrong once before :upside_down_face:

Edit: That’s just crazy right there!

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It’s a great joke, can’t wait for the punchline!
Unarmed Patrols to “Combat” Gun Violence, sounds like infrastructure to me!

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And who’s going to pay their medical insurance premiums, eh? smdh

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I don’t think they are going to need any medical insurance where they are going.

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:rofl:I’m serious @Alces_Americanus ! Many Police Officers sadly will be killed while they are unarmed.:worried:

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Point. 10k term life oughta do it; $9.99 a month, no medical exams required.

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Idiots may be killed, smart police officers will be unemployed.

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Yeah, but until then…the ink may have time to dry.