“BE IT ENACTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA: SECTION 1. NEW LAW A new section of law to be codified in the Oklahoma Statutes as Section 11-301 of Title 70, unless there is created a duplication in numbering, reads as follows: Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in school curriculum or activities. The parent or guardian of a student in violation of this section shall pick the student up from the school, or animal control services shall be contacted to remove the student.”
A report at Not the Bee said, “Dressing up like anthropomorphic animal characters has become quite the trend these days, and there are quite a few reports of kids showing up for class looking like a Disney mascot.”
I was going to go 'Bat Sh** crazy here !
These kids are SH** stoopid! etc etc etc…my usual rants!
But then on reflection I ‘identify’ as a ‘Wild WEEEEEEEEEEAZEL!!’
and None of you have given me flack about that so “MEH!” to each his own 'Amirite??
But I do think we need a separate Bathroom system in Schools and Public places now
His, Hers, Trans and…‘S’Q’UATTERS? perhaps? S’Q’uattee’s?
You need a special filter system to catch all that synthetic hair and …anthropomorphic animal feces!
who makes this sh** up anyway? Askin’ for a friend!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
We’ll have Bugs Bunnies running around eeeverywhere! 
