Only in UT , oh man I’m telling you!! I stopped to get some gas and noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas… I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the officers standing RIGHT there… But anyways, I minded my own business and went in for a drink and as I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like violent death screams!! I looked up and I saw that this woman’s arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got my drink and walked out the door the officers had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car… I was thinking, arrested?? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car?? And being the nosey person I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for… The guy looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!! Now I want to know which of my friends actually read this to the end? (Don’t kick me out)
Well, I did, but I will read you with a little more caution from now on!
Very bad pun.
I know. Right? Kind of qualifies as a Bad Dad Joke.
The correct term would be “brandishing a firearm”. Sorry, you will now need to re-post it, and it is never as funny the second time.
Hey! Thanks for your help.
Should have bought her some Bean-O, she apparently had gas!
Sounds like SLCPD! JK, this was great.
… only if they didn’t stock Gas-X🙄
That was sooo wrong, I scarcely know where to begin.
And after her “fire arm” heals and gets out of jail they’re going to take away her right to bare arms.
There’s no distance we could kick you that would be far enough, so… I guess you gotta stay.
I can’t believe I fell for that one… but now I gotta tell this story to friends and get someone else. Good one!
What you say you. You lost me after you went for a drink
A man after my own heart!
Good joke LOL
Welcome back to the group! Good to see you here.
Nice one. Though isn’t Utah an open carry state
Yep. But you still can’t brandish.