This one is totally for fun! What’s the best gun joke you’ve ever heard?
No, I’m not asking for the gun model you think is a joke!
What happened when the 2 shotgun shells got married?
They had lots of little BBs.
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(I’m a clean kind of guy)
Glad to be here.
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Here are a few to get your creative juices flowing:
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Chuck Norris was shot with a gun.
The bullet was critically injured.
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I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex he is my small arms dealer
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The police were called to the scene of a domestic shooting
Police:Ma’am, did you shoot your husband?
Woman:Yes I did.
Police:why?
Woman:I had just mopped the floor, and that no good, deadbeat walked acrossed it in his boots
Officer calls it in
Police Captain:Did you arrest the woman?
Police:No sir
Captain:Why not!?
Police:THE FLOOR WAS STILL WET SIR!
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What do you call a gun that doesn’t kill anyone?
a VEGUN
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Good one!!!
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Not really a joke but my favorite gun video.
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Can I like that one 10 times?
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The Drill Instructor was telling Billy Bob and the other boot camp recruits that the State ran out of funds for equipment, and for today’s war games, instead of guns, you’ve all been issued broom sticks which you are to pretend are guns. The only rule is that when you want to shoot someone, you are to aim your broom stick at him and shout, “Bangity, bang”, and the guy has to fall down to simulate being hit. The D.I. dismissed the recruits to take up their positions. Soon, the enemy force comes charging out of the woods towards Billy Bob’s group. Billy Bob aims his broom stick at a guy and, at the very moment he shouts, “Bangity, bang,” the other guy trips over a tree root and falls down. Billy Bob takes aim at another guy and, as he shouts, “Bangity, bang”, the guy trips over a rock and goes sprawling on the ground. Billy Bob then aims at a guy running straight towards him holding a stick with a small flag attached to it. “Bangity, bang” yells Billy Joe…but the guy keeps on coming. He again shouts, “Bangity, bang”, but the guy doesn’t stop. "I said Bangity, ba… POW!! The guy bowls right over him. Billy Joe gets up and says, “Hey, stupid, I said Bangity, bang three times. Why didn’t you fall down like you were supposed to?” The guy with the flag looks at him and says, “Tankity, tank; Tankity, tank.”
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@Zee If I just put the word Glock in here, would you throw something at me?
Actually I’m warming up to the little jokers.
I have a new gun knock knock joke. You start it.
I’m waiting.
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Throw things? Never! 
Glock Glock… uh, wait… knock knock…
Ok. Now that’s all I’ve got. 