Gun Jokes?

#1

This one is totally for fun! What’s the best gun joke you’ve ever heard?

No, I’m not asking for the gun model you think is a joke!

#2

What happened when the 2 shotgun shells got married?

They had lots of little BBs.

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#3

Welcome to the Community, @Matt_W! Great joke - and clean! :slight_smile:

#4

(I’m a clean kind of guy)
Glad to be here.

#5

Here are a few to get your creative juices flowing:

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#6

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun.

The bullet was critically injured.

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#7

I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex he is my small arms dealer

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#8

The police were called to the scene of a domestic shooting
Police:Ma’am, did you shoot your husband?
Woman:Yes I did.
Police:why?
Woman:I had just mopped the floor, and that no good, deadbeat walked acrossed it in his boots

Officer calls it in
Police Captain:Did you arrest the woman?
Police:No sir
Captain:Why not!?
Police:THE FLOOR WAS STILL WET SIR!

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#9

What do you call a gun that doesn’t kill anyone?

a VEGUN
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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#10

:grinning:Good one!!!

#11

@45IPAC I wouldn’t walk across that floor either. :rofl:

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