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Forgot clint Eastwood. His time unfortunately has to be getting short
After 50 years of marriage, one day I looked at my wife and said, âHalf a century ago, we had a modest house, a beat-up car, we slept on a sofa bed and watched a small black and white television, but every night I was with a stunning 23-year-old.
Now, we have a $500,000 house, a $45,000 car, a comfortable king-size bed, and a huge flat-screen TV, but I share it all with a 69-year-old woman. It seems like youâre not holding up your end of the bargain.â
Being a practical woman, my wife calmly replied, âGo ahead, find yourself a sexy 23-year-old, and Iâll make sure youâre back to living in a run-down house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and staring at a small black and white television.â
Whoâs to the left of Jackie Chan?

Chuck Norris
Oh, apologies. I didnât âgetâ it that itâs their young and old versions. I thought I was looking at the cast of Expendables.
Amazingly, he has outlived Hackman and Duvall. And remember Space Cowboys, only Clint and Tommy Lee Jones remain.
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as a plus, I heard that delta has put a stop to congress critters going right through TSA and getting priority on flights.
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