My neighbor to the right is 95, just went for cancer surgery, 5th bout with cancer. Other side of me, 58 year old trucker, got the Covid shot and a booster, had a stroke about 9 months back, clot in the neck. They told him he’d be out of work for 2 months, now after weekly doctor visits,he’s got some pump thing in his chest, wifi chip and all, and still getting headaches, big time vision loss, and now can’t even drive his pickup.
Wife and I, organic food as much as possible, no alcohol, soda, drugs etc…lots of supplements, herbs, etc. Pine needle tea to break down spike proteins, wife says it works, all I know is it tastes good and gives me a reason to get out in the forest.
If they DO know they’re stupid then they are a little bit smarter than the one who doesn’t know.
Always remember though: “smarter” doesn’t always equal “smart”; it can just mean less stupid. Just like “better” isn’t the same as “good”.
Sounds like that’s a quote from Forest Gump ![]()
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Nice blast from the past, Paul. What a long strange trip it’s been.
If it is then he stole it from me!
… somthin’ tells me we all ain’t done yet ![]()
I know I am old when I said my granddaughters 5th grade band sounded better than the Mayberry band, and no one knew what I was talking about, except other old folks.
Hmmmmmmmm…How to tell yer Old.
1. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.
2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want Mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor”.
3. It’s weird being the same age as old people.
4. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH.
5. If I am ever on life support, unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works.
6. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think…“That can’t be accurate?”
7. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like nice people.
9. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages … Metamucil and Ensure.
10. You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
11. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
12. After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
13. Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
14. For those of you who don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version…it doesn’t listen to anything.
16. Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches.
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True story…
My wife showed our daughter her high school yearbook. My daughter about flipped out. She said, and I quote…
“That’s from the 1900’s?!”
Yeah. I come from the 1900’s.
When you’re enjoying the view from a rock and it takes awhile to get up because you’re not only stiff but you get the feeling you may hit your head on a branch, lose your balance and fall off the cliff. Thinking about my knees, recalling when they went through a dashboard and dented the firewall…49 years ago. Back when we was fab!!
When I was young, I worked Mondays…and during operations, the other 6 days as well.
… based on that view, it’s almost Spring; not Fall … so y’all good. Enjoy!



