Defective Gun Won't Fire... need advice

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This method is known as “Glock Talk”… :wink:
Psst… :shushing_face: don’t tell it loud… CNN may want to use this name for a new show… :upside_down_face:

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Did you try switching to “Fully semi-automatic” mode?

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Thank you all for the helpful suggestions so far. Obviously a failure to discharge is embarrassing to me, but the gun community always comes through for each other.
Update: I woke up this morning and reached for the gun on my nightstand, it wasn’t there. I looked all over the room and then realized it is the “L” model. And low and behold… it got into my hallway closet safe somehow all by itself. The obvious give away was the trail of bullets it released on the way. I need to read the owners manual, but I have been told the “L” model has been known to errantly Red Flag its owner. I have a nice lady friend coming over tonight, don’t need any kind of SWAT team confiscation to spoil a potential romantic moment. Wish me luck (with the gun). :wink:

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:thinking: Does a pistol have a “owner’s manual” :scream:

GOOD LUCK @TexasEskimo :smiley:

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Remember @Jerzees this is a Glock. Unfortunately the manual is hand written on parchment using Belarusian slang.

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@TexasEskimo , I’ve just come back from local gun-store. They’ve given me new Glock 44 manual…
Looks I pass on it… :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
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Wow, I hope there is a test!

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Today was hectic. @TexasEskimo, I will get back to you tomorrow.

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When I went to call I relized what you said!

:joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

I need one of those! hahaha

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So I’m guessing this has been a big “Glock” joke the whole time?

Hold my “Coffee” while. I unload…
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I can see a new cottage industry starting. Counseling for firearms that fail to live up to their perceived image. I have started this practice on my cat and, well… Maybe a gun whisperer program on the Discovery Channel. We could even start with traumatized firearms that have been recovered from boating accidents. I have a Sig 1911 (worst of the worst) for daily carry. I tempt it with appendix carry in a Sticky Holster. Stubborn gun. I can coax it to fire with about 5 lbs. pressure on the trigger while firmly held and being safely pointed down-range at a target.

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Did you happen to check the batteries in your Glock? Maybe there depleted. :upside_down_face:

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@Dale3 The Glock technicians checked out the battery already…
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Send it to me and I’ll fix it.

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Very funny :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Your holster drawer must be the size of a aircraft hanger!

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I put new ones in today :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

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That’s like saying America and Canada are the same…Not!!

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