Chicago May Make Cops Ask for Permission to Chase Suspects

Suspect, stop, or I’ll call my supervisor, and maybe chase you!
[suspect takes off]
[officer dialing]
Hello, I need to talk to a supervisor.
He’s on another line.
[suspect runs down alley]
Umm, this is kind of urgent.
Please hold…
[officer tapping foot impatiently]
:musical_note: Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely, the girl from Ipanima goes walking… :musical_note:
Supervisor. What do you need officer?
[suspect disappears into night]
Never mind.

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I think a lot of procedures are going to end up like this.

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Ha ha, nice reference, especially given the Chicago context.
Meanwhile, on the outside, the SWAT team is rappelling from the roof chanting “Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!”

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Those with ill-intent must take some comfort in knowing that they merely have to walk briskly and LE cannot follow them. The “long arm of the law” is now very short. Frankly, with all the personal financial risk that LE now assumes, why bother stopping any criminal? Just put on the blinders and ride out your time until retirement.

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On a mission from God. :wink:

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And they wonder why stimulus checks are spent on guns :roll_eyes:

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Yet another reason not to live in Chicago.

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Maybe another reason not to live in the United States, maybe move to the United States of Florida!

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Yeah, lol, breaking into the wrong apartment.

Put a fence around Chicago, wish them luck, send in Snake Plissken if necessary.

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