Seeing as this thread hasn’t gone off the rails yet, I will throw mine in the ring. My fathers family is made up of “Catholic lite.” However, my mother insisted on my going to her churches, that was predominantly pentecostal churches made up of Four Square and Assembly of God. I went to associated parochial schools.
As an adult, I look back and see how willing the pastors and teachers were to backpedal away from many points of doctrine that they were associated with. In all, they were pretty moderate.
Moving forward, I married a Mormon, she still is Mormon. I tried, but I just didn’t belong there. I went through a long period where I generally went to Mosque. There I saw Mormon missionaries welcomed (some came visit to see an Islamic service, I can understand that; the mission is an important part of the growth of many young Mormons). At the same time (well, not the same Friday) I saw radical Islamist types shown the door.
Wher I am there is no active Masjid, so I go to Catholic Mass. For that matter, I am taking a series of courses sponsored by the local Diocese that lead to a Masters in Catholic Pastoral Ministry (for my work, I need to be constantly taking college courses, so this works well for me). I was quite honest about my background with the priest and that didn’t bother him at all.
So, what is my religion, well, I tend to mumble a bit and then change the subject.