The Basics of Blending into a Crowd: Becoming the Gray Man : Blend Baby Blend!

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Followed by awkward glances and silence :shushing_face:

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I could kill ya, and I’d be the least suspected. Am I doing ok?

Below gray man. Don’t appear on any radar period.

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That’s why I make all my own shirts. The overall fit is better and I can customize it for concealment on my carry side.

That’s also why I prefer cooler weather–vests, jackets, coats; the possibilities are endless. :thinking:

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How observant are you? What is everyone else wearing? If I wore a t-shirt in Arizona in the wintertime, I would stick out even though I would be comfortable in 50-degree weather. From Texas to California every place is not too far off but what your T-shirt says, says a lot! From a Rangers T-shirt or a Sex Wax T-shirt, which is a wax you put on a surfboard silly! I stick to a T-shirt from where I work and that says a lot! I would suggest avoiding California though, who would want to go to California in the first place?

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Good points there. Around here (coastal Florida) everyone wears these Columbia fishing shirts. They’re great for concealed carry because they’re always untucked. If I go to West Virginia wearing my Columbia shirts I’ll look like I got dropped out of a UFO, even though they’re great shirts for summer weather anywhere.

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Were they designed to conceal illegal drugs, but you found you could also conceal your firearm? :sunglasses:

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They’re designed to hide illegal fish from the game warden :rofl:

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I always thought they were designed to accommodate a big belly and warm, humid weather. :grin:

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Yeah, that’s really it, but, but it’s harder to admit :rofl:

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Nathan, I fail to see how my nice looking Hawaiian Shirts are a giveaway to me Carrying?
Honest. I am a (63) yr. old guy with GREAT Hair! and Expensive H.Shirts.
I wear Carhartt Jeans (some bdu’s but they clash w/ the Hawaiian’s :rofl:)
And on my job the people who wear Hoodies (w/ the hood up) eyes down, avoid contact
are THE PEOPLE I USUALLY SHOOT! (jus kiddin’) :laughing:
And the ‘people’ who look for the Hawaiian shirts who know these things are the same people I WANT them to know I am carrying. Good/Bad we’ll have that understanding right away.

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TRUTH, my real problem is not being ‘Grey man’ It’s how do I dispose of all the bodies?
That’s a Problem! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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With a river and all the desert around? You must be stackin’ 'em high
 :sunglasses:

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Human sandbags!

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Buy a backhoe. Someone told me they work great.

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Already have one Brother (Case), under a tarp next to the 'WOOD CHIPPER"!
behind the shed of DOOM.
(It pays to have multiple forms of disposal)—wood chipper uses less gas
less chance of hitting underground lines and digging through Volcanic rock
breaks the teeth of the ‘Hoe’ and if pointed correctly the debris field is the neighbor’s problems 

They’re Democrats to the bone , Let 'em eat cake!

I’m not violent, I’m Blood Thirsty, There’s a difference. Happy Fourth! :us:

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I have a backhoe, and my property borders a 97k-acre state park.

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If you dig a slit trench in a Forest (and nobody see’s you) does it really exist? Just saying.

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I’ve been told that tight plastic wrap and 8’ down will even keep the dogs from scenting it. Just what I’ve heard.

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EIGHT FEET! This is New Mexico for goodness sakes! If I go 8’ I’d hit water! and SINK THE ISLAND!
(as a recent Meme said Produce from the Island of New Mexico ! You can’t fix stoopid
It’s to the bone!
*and YES, you need a Passporta! :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face:

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In their car, at the bottom of a lake,
 just don’t leave any marks on the bones, and make sure the lake or river is remote enough that the car won’t be found for a month at least



Childhood friend lost his biological father that way, turns out mom had him murdered for insurance $$$ (beat to death with a bat). They rolled the car (read as rollover crash) down an embankment into a river. By the time the car was found, there was only bones that seemed to have injuries related to the crash.

Got away with it until she offed her second husband, but in spite of trying to burn his body, (as if he was trying to reignite the furnace pilot light) the two bullet holes in his skull raised suspicions of foul play.

Before the second murder she was visiting my mother, and stated;

“The two best ways to cover a body are fire and water.”

That’s always stuck with me.

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