Rand Paul Releases His 2022 Festivus Report

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Always enjoy Mr Paul…

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I need to apply for a grant🤣

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The National Science Foundation gave Georgia Tech researchers $118,971 to see “if a real-life Thanos could actually snap his fingers while wearing the Infinity Gauntlet."

They concluded that you can’t actually snap your fingers while wearing a metal glove.

Turns out Marvel movies are fake!

Money well spent, Congress. Congratulations.

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