Man tries opening bank account with fake $1M bill

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Since he probably has “REALLY STUPID” tattooed across his forehead and “Dumb ASS$” Tattooed across his knuckles it should be a rather short manhunt.

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Professional DA this should turn out well. He’ll probably claim that he is a victim.
:open_mouth::open_mouth:

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I’m wondering which one did he want to deposit… :sweat_smile:
1milion1 1milion2

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Run Forest Run!

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Forrest was a genius compared to this moron.

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Awww man!!

It was me!!!

Just kidding:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:!!!

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The one you no longer have… :slight_smile:

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When I was in Philly last week, my sister was getting some cash out of my mother’s wallet and found a Trump 2020 bill. We took it out of the wallet because we were afraid she would actually try to spend it!

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