They’re all bunched in a drawer somewhere waiting to be turned inside out so you can wear them again b4 you wash’m.
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With a Paddle?
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Very Well Said Brother.
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I was spanked with a paddle in school. Did wonders for me and my attitude.
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Back in my day, when the dreaded Ninja Nun wielded a paddle, she called it “The Board Of Education.”
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Don’t try it…
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I was spanked in Elementary school by Ms. Previto and liked it very much! Too much information huh?
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Maybe you should go look her up if you enjoyed it that much. I’m sure she will accommodate your wishes. 
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*She died : 1999
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And she voted in 2020 so your odds are pretty good. 
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“The board of education applied to the seat of learning” is how it was explained to me.
My grandfather made my parents a paddle. He painted my name and my siblings’ names on it. It was amazing. It was always missing when we needed it. We could never remember where we put it.
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I was drinking 
with my best friend during one of the lowest points of my life.
He sensed I was feeling defeated. His advice:
You think you have a big problem but you don’t know what others are going through.
It helped put things in proper perspective.
Living in the mighty US of A 
our First World problems pale in comparison to Nepal, Kenya, etc.
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Reminds me of something I read recently that is similar.
Bitterness is like drinking poison and hoping the other person dies.
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I was on a mission trip to Kenya years ago. Good reminder of the perspective I gained from that.
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The BadAss living in mommies basement?
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In Debbie Ann’s house she is the same boss as the old boss . She said that I can be her number two. 
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@BobbyJean good to hear from you, brother. You crack me up! Hope you and Debbie Ann are well!
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That’s the way I like it uh hu uh hu
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“Some people take offense like it’s a ‘limited time offer’” ~ Tim Fargo.
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