QUOTES: (let's try this again...)

They’re all bunched in a drawer somewhere waiting to be turned inside out so you can wear them again b4 you wash’m.

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With a Paddle?

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Very Well Said Brother.

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I was spanked with a paddle in school. Did wonders for me and my attitude.

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Back in my day, when the dreaded Ninja Nun wielded a paddle, she called it “The Board Of Education.”

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Don’t try it…

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I was spanked in Elementary school by Ms. Previto and liked it very much! Too much information huh?

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Maybe you should go look her up if you enjoyed it that much. I’m sure she will accommodate your wishes. :joy::rofl::smiling_face_with_tear:

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*She died : 1999

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And she voted in 2020 so your odds are pretty good. :wink:

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“The board of education applied to the seat of learning” is how it was explained to me.

My grandfather made my parents a paddle. He painted my name and my siblings’ names on it. It was amazing. It was always missing when we needed it. We could never remember where we put it.

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I was drinking :beers: with my best friend during one of the lowest points of my life.
He sensed I was feeling defeated. His advice:

You think you have a big problem but you don’t know what others are going through.

It helped put things in proper perspective.

Living in the mighty US of A :us: our First World problems pale in comparison to Nepal, Kenya, etc.

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Ps 37:1 Do not fret because of evildoers,
Nor be envious of the workers of iniquity.

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Reminds me of something I read recently that is similar.

Bitterness is like drinking poison and hoping the other person dies.

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I was on a mission trip to Kenya years ago. Good reminder of the perspective I gained from that.

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The BadAss living in mommies basement?

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