Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows

‘WATER IS USEFUL IN FIGHTING FIRES!’ :rofl:

SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of the fires that he’ll be more prepared next time now that he knows water is useful in fighting fires.

In a meeting with a crowd of people whose homes, cars, and belongings had been incinerated by the fires, Newsom reiterated that he won’t dump all of the state’s water into the ocean next time, as it could come in handy battling the blazes.

“I’ll be the first to admit — having some water available would have been beneficial,” Newsom said. “But now that we’ve been informed that water is helpful for extinguishing fire, we’ll make sure not to put all of it back into the ocean. This time was an unavoidable mistake — we just didn’t know. I plead ignorance. Now that we’ve learned our lesson, next wildfire season should go a bit more smoothly.”

Newsom’s statement came after several days of intense research into fires and how to put them out, in which his staff discovered that water was the oldest and most effective substance used by human beings to extinguish flames.

At publishing time, Newsom further reassured fire victims that the state would be even better prepared for the next wildfire season by asking the delta smelt fish if California could borrow back some of the water it gave them.
This would be really funny if it weren’t so close to the TRUTH.
I wonder if he’ll be so ARROGANT when the Noose is slipped over his Gel hardened head?

Stay the course Gunner’s this is only the beginning.
WWG1WGA

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OK, I’m going to fact check this, I strongly doubt water is effective in extinguishing fire, especially salt water. I’m absolutely sure empty reservoirs are much more effective. (Do I Need To Say :roll_eyes:)

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Arrogant incompetence. Water mismanagement, forest land mismanagement and firefighters and police fired because they won’t fall in line with Covid Shot mandates. Ensure mayor, Fire Chief and other key positions are filled with more incompetent, uneducated, non-experienced DEI individuals sets the stage for disasters of unimaginable proportions. And the answer is “who knew water was needed to put out fires”. How just plain stupid can a person get. Even more appalling is he continually gets reelected.
We in the west rely on fuel coming off ships as well as goods that are delivered by ships and produce grown in the wonderful farms throughout California. But, we, along with those affected by these avoidable disasters, are given the middle finger by this Governor and the Democrat run state and city legislators that spit in the face of common sense and even worse, choosing evil over the right things to do.
Evil, arrogant, incompetent, low intelligence, anti-American idiots funded by billionaires with the same qualities.
My God save this nation before we destroy it from within OR is it too late.

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Live and learn, albeit too late. Will he resurrect the dead also?

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From here:

Our 7 key goals will focus on the following:

  1. Deliver exceptional public safety and emergency services
  2. Promote a safe, healthy, and progressive work environment that effectively
    manages personal and organizational risk
  3. Commit to an organization that embraces diversity, equity, and inclusion
  4. Improve collaboration, participative leadership, and responsible performance
    management
  5. Foster personal, professional development and organizational succession
  6. Explore, implement and integrate technological innovations and advancements
  7. Enhance community resilience, disaster recovery capabilities, and environmental
    sustainability

#2 Progressive work environment
#3 Embraces diversity, equity, and inclusion
#7 and environmental sustainability

Right out in the open.

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Still…

… after all, they can’t let go of their PC-BC, only move it down from the top thee priority slots.

One item to seven, still items at #s 2 & 3.

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Results of that (7) GOAL PLAN
(1) Drain all reservoir’s
(2) Blow up (4) Aqueducts
(3) Deplete the Fire D’s work force by Scamdemic protocols.
(Think on this 'THIS PERFECT STORM WAS YEARS IN THE MAKNG!)
(4) Cabal is going down, Nothing worse than a cornered Badger that knows they are going to die!
(5) Replace Competant Commanders w/ DEI Rejects
(6) Buy a Vineyard (just for Grins)
(7) Call Daddy Biden say ‘Trumps a Meanie, I’m gonna Cry!’ Stop mean Tweets.

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The fact that they are still saying the same mantra of climate change and tax the rich…
It will keep spiraling out of control with many leaving only to sow the seeds for more despair in other states

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What you say is TRUTH man
The problem with all the folk’s LEAVING for other States is they take their Woke/Demoncratic thinking/Voting with them.
This is no easy fix.
The Demons still CONTROL many ‘Failed States’
That use to be a term for entire countries like Venezuela Brazil, Australia, Ukraine etc.
Now we see the downward slide State by State.
New York
MassatwoSh!ts,
Chicago
Ninnysota
Seattle and on and on.
IF they resist ICE they should be DEFUNDED!, Completely cut off from Federal Funding.
Colorado is STILL Banning Rifles w/ detachable magazines
New Mexico say’s it will resist taking it’s ‘Citizens’ (Illegals).
Arizona, NM STILL RESIST COMPLETING THE BORDER WALL!
WHEN TRUMP GETS IN THERE WILL STILL BE A FIGHT.
Maxine (Max) Waters, Steve Shiff, The Squad, Scummer, Peelosi still YELL Trump is the anti-Christ!

THEY WANT AMERICA TO FAIL!

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Until they close the dept of ed and send it back to the states
And make it a Federal law to teach the Constitution and about the Founding Fathers
I think it will be a uphill battle especially with tainted ai

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Puddin’ Pantz TEAR DOWN THOSE PRIDE/Ukraine Flags!

(worked for Ronnie Reagan!) ARGH!
Pledge of Allegiance!
Pictures of Trump in every classroom
Bring back History/Social Studies
Make ‘Cursive’ MANDATORY!
BAN cell phones to (10) and under
Teach Shooting Safety in Junior High!
Boy Scouts (BOY’s)
Girl Scouts (gyrls!)
Bring back Gyrl Scout Cookie Coconut Clusters dammit! SHEESH! :sweat_smile:

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I tried it, My question to Co=Pilot
What is the meaning of the Constitution of the United States:

The AI Answer
It’s more than just a set of rules—it’s a living document that has evolved over time to adapt to changing societal needs. It embodies the principles of democracy, rule of law, and the protection of individual liberties. The Constitution serves as a guide for governance and a symbol of the nation’s commitment to justice and equality.

We’re hosed… SMH

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Crap in Crap out

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And every time I read about them trying to let the full ai out of the box the have to pull the plug
We only get the yugo version of ai

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SS!,
I’ll leave all the new Technology to you young fellas.
I’m just an aging GRUNT that knows how to answer my phone,
Open my e-mail.
I truly BELIEVE 'Lectric cars, Wind Turbines, and all the NEW Tech has a place in this World. We are just not there yet and having it crammed down our throats is CRIMINAL.
OIL greases the Worlds wheels and until something better comes around I’m good with that.
I love my new (4) slice Toaster though! (Smells like a Tesla though when warmed up!)

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Like you
An aging grunt
But know enough to get into trouble
Windmills and solar panels are for RV’s and islands or that TEOTWAWKI
Nuclear is the way to go ,But they keep bring up 3 mile island disaster even tho Besos is building a new reactor at that site to power his new ai
That’s 2 he is building for ai
But you mention nuclear and the environmentalist lose their minds

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Enviromentalists! BAH! I’m Eating Dinner!

PASSION is good, Belief’s are Healthy
Misinformed/Delusion is DANGEROUS.

You don’t persecute your own people because they feel differently.
You don’t Jail a Peaceable Protester, (or set them up, or shoot unarmed Women)
You don’t try and DESTROY YOUR COUNTRY TO REBUILD IT IN A SOCIALIST NIRVANA!
Three Mile Island was SAFE! just badly managed, like California.
Unchecked Power, Wokeism is DANGEROUS!.
Blind Faith to a Party no matter who runs is STUPID!

Me too Bruh, AMEN!

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Venison and greens from the garden I hope

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Like Michael Savage used to call him “ any twosome Newsom “ shouldn’t get another chance to do squat. Can anyone’s believe Kimberly Guillfoyl used to be married to him? Talk about the odd couple sheesh….

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Couldn’t have said it better myself, agree with it all 100 % ! As close as the egg heads have come is synthetic oil but it could take more stuff to make that just refining crude oil for all I know about it which is nothing.

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