While gamboling in the woods one day, a saucer landed not more than ten feet from me in a clearing. As I tentatively approached it, a porthole swung open, and a long, spindly arm emerged, with its middle finger rudely extended in my direction, as a squeaky, metallic voice said, "This is for YOU, Kurt!’ The arm disappeared, the porthole swung shut, and the saucer zipped off. The story of my life? Go figure.
them UFO types is so antisocial now adays… sad… really…
@KURT17 I figure you may have somehow caused a road rage along the path through woods that pissed off an ILLEGAL ALIEN!
However, the alien may have been giving you respect. It may have been a salute! The voice may have been misunderstood because of a lack of ability to say the words properly through it’s alien vocal cords. When it comes to communicating with ALF’s (Alien Life Forms) one can never assume anything.
Here is why I do not believe your story. Their portholes don’t swing open or shut. They dissolve. If you are going to tell a true story about aliens, get it right. Also, do not leave out the probing.
I saw some one night. Just lights, no probing…
Some say Biden might’ve been abducted and probed, but they inserted it too far or left it in too long - or both.
If there was an argument for what you were saying, and that we are ruled by lizard people, the state of the union address was all the proof I needed.
It was taken from my crummy book - so much for “fun and humorous”.