My city doesn’t have any ‘Round-a-bouts’ They have enough trouble keeping these idiots on the roads making Left and Right turns (No directionals, Turn signals, whatever you call them) 
A main road ‘Irving’ has Sound proofin walls to deaden the noise of the street racers and motor bikes, They are CONSTANTLY pulling cars from the hills on the other side of those walls, there’s Insurance for living on certain streets , folk’s come crashing into Living rooms, going airborne! over/threw Fences!
‘Oh look Sis another Lawn Ornament!’ It gets dark and the Emergency Sirens start wailing!
Between the ‘Daily’ Shootings in the WAR ZONE (South Valley!)
and the drunks coming home after the Bars close it’s like ‘Escape from Albuquerque’!
THAT IS WHY WE HAVE A DRAWBRIDGE (and Croc-a-Gators!) 
It’s Halloween tonight, we go dark!, No lights, nothing in the drive, Flags pulled in, Garbage came (cans behind da fence) No ‘Grey man’ BLACK AS NIGHTMAN! Nuthin’ to see here folks, blackout curtains drawn …00:30! baby. We’ll live to see the World tomorrow (hopefully! )
Oh yeah, you come up the darkened drive watch out for the ‘Phoo Gas’ in the faux decorative rocks lining the path! ‘TRICK OR TREAT! WOOOOOOOOSH!’ Muahahahahaha! 
Oh Look a Squirrel! ?
Albuquerque ranks among nation’s most dangerous cities on Halloween
New research from the Action Network shows Albuquerque is the third most dangerous city in the country on Halloween. That ranking includes crimes and drunk driving. With more people, candy and cash on the streets tonight, authorities warn thieves may see opportunities to strike.
Police remind parents to keep a close eye on young children(SERIOUSLY?), especially with masks and dark costumes that make identification harder. They urge families to know their child’s route, keep them in sight and set a clear return time.
Paul Szych, KOAT’s crime expert, also said there’s strength in numbers. Going out in groups makes kids less appealing targets, and reflective costumes or lights help keep them visible.
"Let’s just say they have a scary character that they’re portraying,’ Szych said. “Understand that same outfit’s gonna be hard to be seen at night against a black backdrop. So something I recommend is either some sort of flashing little light that’s on their outfit, or even a glow stick. Something that makes it easy for them to be seen.”
If you’re driving tonight, police urge caution in neighborhoods. Szych suggests going at least 10 miles an hour under the posted speed limit anywhere trick-or-treaters are active.
ME: What ‘Paul’ is saying is Gazelle’s in packs stay the safest! The wounded, weaker Gazelle gets picked off by the Vermin (2 and 4 legged).
My Moto? ‘You don’t have to be the FASTEST, you just have to have the Car keys in your hand !’
The BAR’S are open till 02;00! Be INSIDE WAY BEFORE THEN!
