Missing F-35

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I think that’s about 50% off what the government is paying considering all the cost overruns.

Funny that they call the F35 the Lightning since it can’t be flown in bad weather because it is very susceptible to damage from lightning strikes:/ And that is just one of the many issues with this plane.

Hope we don’t give all our F16s to Ukraine. We are likely going to need them!

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The cops around here track penny ante criminals from cell tower to cell tower but our Military can’t track a $80,000,000.00 air plane that they knew where it was, which way it was heading, when the pilot stepped out…?

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no I haven’t gone all conspiracy theory yet. but it wouldn’t surprise me.

For those wondering where the F-35 is.
We built technology with tech parts built in the hands of the CCP. They left a back door to the fighter jet system, took control of the plane and flew it to where they wanted it. The stand down order is because they a
re afraid of losing more fighters to the CCP. Wait for the fake crash story coming next.
just my 2 cents

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Link it to Trump and they would have found it before the pilot ejected! :rofl:

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thanks @Karacal now I need to clean up. I was drinking water when I read your comment :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :roll_eyes:

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“thanks @Karacal now I need to clean up. I was drinking water when I read your comment”

He does that A LOT to us doesn’t he?
karacal turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.” – Villager and Sir Bedevere discuss witchcraft
monty-python-quotes-inline-6
WITCH-KITTY KRAFT!

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I know where to look…

DoD knows how to get help…

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The F-35 was an associate of the Clintons, accidentally fell out of the sky after being hung from a tree and shot twice in the chest.

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I knew it had good stealth technoligy but I had no idea it was this good!

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That’s Ok Brother…hmmmm,lad da dee…humming to myself… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…we’ll wait…are ya there yet?

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I Love that ‘Flyer!’

Reminds me of the old joke:
" FOR SALE! South Vietnamese rifles…dropped only once!"

PRICELESS!

WWG1WGA

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Military can’t track foreign balloons or even high school projects. Why should we expect them to track a F-35.

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The interesting thing is that after the “mishap” the pilot ejected and then the plane apparently flew 80 more miles before crashing.

Was the mishap that the pilot ejected from a perfectly good and flyable airplane?

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We’ve had stranger conspiracy theories than that come to fruition.
Who would have thought a coup of our government could take place, replete with the destruction of American way, the takedown of our Constitution, and the persecution of any opposition?

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They’ve found the wreckage so sorry to upset your theory. BTW, they can’t autonomously fly the jet anywhere! No airplane has that built in technology …yet.

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I’m not upset that my theory wasn’t true. I was just putting it out there, because with all of the other funny shyt the gov does

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