I was afraid of the expenses getting out of hand. I went: “Temple Cats”.
So far the squirrels have a wonderful relationship enjoying the time they get to eat breakfast daily telling stories to three cats who are in wrapped attention for hours.
So far the mailman isn’t one bit deterred from coming to the front door - even dropping boxes and bags without a thought.
So far NOT ONE person who has ever been in my house has SEEN ANY of these ‘Temple Cats’ as they disappear instantly the moment the front door is opened. And stay that way at least for 15 minutes after the intruders leave.
But, I know they are great guardians and have the skills, ability, and desire to deploy their weapons upon an instance’s notice…
… for I have been poked, prodded, slashed, and cut not only out of nowhere but also those times I’m just sitting at my chair and they come by - to use ME as a scratching post!
… for I have been woken in the middle of the night, not once but many times, with not one but two or even three loudly purring cats ( they say it is an expression of appreciation and family - well I’m here to tell you THIS is their growl and battle cries! ) standing on my belly and chest, or between my legs and each arm and chest; pinning me to my bed while they rake me with outstretched claws repeatedly puncturing my body while smiling to one another and keeping me from escaping!
Yes, I got Temple Cats… but these were from the Temple of the Devil Incarnate and the only person they torture, defend against, and protect others from is ME!
God? Please? Help me!
By the by: Good Doggie! Well Done! Please get well soon? I know there is a whole lotta of love waiting for you to feel better.