There are only two options, fruit or vegetable. 
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Hmmm, not a big enough jaw line. 
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A fruit is am item that comes from a blossom, As in, Apples, Oranges, etc. A vegetable does not. Vegetables are classified into Root vegetables, Bulb vegetables, Tuber vegetables, Leaf vegetables, Stalk vegetables, Inflorescent vegetables, and Fruit vegetables. An egg is a vessel for an embryo.
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How long do they wait till they are able to drink? 84?
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Why do the machines at drive up windows have brail on their keypads?
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Same reason they put brail on freeways!
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If a freezer is running at 10 degrees F. and it is -35 degrees outside the freezer, isn’t it a warmer then?
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What came first bread or beer?
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If you fly 1,037.5 miles an hour and you fly west to east for 24 hours where would you be?
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I could not get air transport chopper big enough for the crocodile. It’s still in Lake Placid. It’s new name is tippy. It is your crocodile please visit him.
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@PhillyPatriots1776 >>>I have a real question. >>> Why isn’t the FCC or the FDC stopping scam phone calls for example IRS and Social Security. I’m not talking about call blockers I’m talking about disabling the means by which they’re able to do it to include false caller ID numbers and names when they call. PS: I talked to the FCC & THE FDC or FGC, they said they couldn’t stop it.
May be the I.T. People can answer that.
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I Will do penance but I have found new evidence about the last supper is this really what happened at the last supper. Terminator Vs Jesus HD The Greatest Action Story Ever Told Mad Tv 1996 - YouTube <<<CLICK HERE - FORGIVE ME>>
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Originally the parkway was used by wagons IE: Merrit Parkway
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Almost in the same spot you started from only 1 mile off.
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The Brail is for DWI driers that can’t see straight.
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Different species of the same plant. As the line an Italian friend of mine says about things that are not palatable, “but it tastes good in sauce.” Sauce being Italian tomato-based sauce that most Americans would call spaghetti sauce, though it might not be that to an Italian depending on what he/she is making.
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Magnum revolver, or bear spray in the woods?
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Depends, do you plan on seasoning it, first?
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Ah Ha = tomato is a fruit, I love putting fruit on my pizza.
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I have started answering them again. For example I answered one this morning. A woman that could not pronounce the name of my street asked if I was the homeowner. I asked her "where do you live "? She thought that was not an appropriate question for me to ask her. I asked her “why not? What is the nature of your call today?” She hung up. I’ve actually noticed a reduction in spam calls since I started taking the time to piss them off.
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