I do the same thing and I have fun with it. Like calls from SS telling me it’s been suspended for suspicious activity. I tell them I’m an unregistered alien and ask them if they could get me a Social Security card. I swear sometimes I get the same caller for different things his name is Shawn. The other thing I do I start talking phony gibberish language and they start talking back to me and whatever their foreign language is. In short it’s a pain in the XXX .
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I work part time at a range/store and when showing the Taurus G2 I mention the little bar that pops up when a round is in the chamber is for the blind shooters. I have had a few people believe me for a second, and then smile.
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Depends on the latitude and your altitude…
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Good to grow loco weed with it cause it looks similar and you can cook with it to.
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I just got a new phone (landline) recently. It has call blocker technology. It will ring through calls on its directory. It also has an option to block all unknown numbers (not in the directory), send those to voice mail, or allow the call through if the caller presses the # key, or optionally, gives their name and presses the # key. So far it works great. I had only one real call that was not in the directory, a person from the company delivering a new appliance. Other than that, no spam calls ring through. You can still see who called in the Caller ID history.
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Last week I played the “Can you hear me now?” game with one of them long enough he called me an a$$hole and hung up! 
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ASK ANY QUESTION SILLY OR SERIOUS - NO POLITICS AND NO Yoda’s - #16 by David-65 if you control the head you control the body.
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If I’m carrying bear spray, I’ve already bathed in A1. The bear might as well enjoy dinner also.
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Assuming it’s ground level=.
1037.5 mph.
X 24 hrs.
——————
= 24900 miles not 24901 according to my Abacus.
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Power of suggestion : whenever Todd starts some thing about food it causes Hunger reflex, I’m already thinking about lunch. Wow must have drinky winky first. PS: I have a idea to repurpose food for Todd’s pet crocodile tippy.
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Please repurpose food for Todds pet crocodile Tippi.
Instead of putting your elders out on the ice to feed the polar bears please send them for a swim in Lake Placid instead.
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… and no trees, mountains, hills, people, etc, and at the equator… 
According to this site, the Earth, at its equator is 24,901.461 miles.
By 240 BCE, the Greek astronomer Eratosthenes estimated the Earth’s circumference.
He measured the angles of the shadows cast by the Sun, and using different aspects to perform trigonometric calculations; he calculated the circumference to within a 2-20% margin of error.
On a more humorous note, from the same site:
Flat Earth Theory
- Walking on Earth looks/feels flat
- Any scientific evidence is fabricated/orchestrated by NASA and/or the government agencies
The theory states that Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the center and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall wall of ice, around the rim. Scientists from NASA are supposedly guarding this wall.
However, there is one thing to keep in mind. Many, if not most, flat-Earthers are merely lying about their belief simply out of fun, profit, or general disinformation.
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@Dave17 >>> wow thats what I’m Talken bout. I dint know dot.
Thank you too much.
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I got kicked out of the Flat Earth Society for asking if social distancing had pushed any of them off the edge.
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Mario Golf Super Rush, or any other Nintendo games players here?
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If you f##k up and unf##k your f##kery, and nobody witnessed the f##k up, did you even f##k up at all?
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@Shawn17 isn’t that like if a tree falls in the forest but no one was around to hear it. To me if you fix it before damage that’s a good catch.
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Ok so here’s a question. Got a pump shotgun with 6 in the
steel tube, barrels empty. If in a fire would the tube be strong enough to be a danger. Granted not as tight as the barrel.
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@David-65 >> IMO I THINK THE PIPE WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH TO Harness some of the pressure and could possibly chain fire all of the shells. PS: don’t think
To much of the pipe will remain.
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