“Gesundheit!”
‒ Albert Einstein
Also attributed to Immanuel Kant.
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely stable… 
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Socrates himself was generally pissed.
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table…
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Unless it’s Barry Manilow
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Very well said.
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Positive Vibes For Sure.
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“Shoot back.”
SMA Michael A. Grinston, when asked “What’s the most important thing to remember in a firefight?”
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Yes all things may pass eventually but sometimes it’s just better to take the Imodium!
Me before that first cup of coffee!
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In hand to hand self defense classes I say this:
When it is the time to act, act with ill intent.
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“Violence is rarely the right answer, but when it is, it’s the ONLY answer.”
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RAWR is I 
you in dinosaur…
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Dinosaurs hug with their mouths.
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“Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet”- PO Shane Patton(Alexander Ludwig, Lone Survivor)
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When the grass is greener it is usually fake.
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Or over a septic tank
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Ha ha, that’s perfect.
“The grass is always greener in the leach field.”
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