A politically correct Christmas greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable… traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2021, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that the USA is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best Regards (without prejudice)

Name withheld (Privacy Act)."

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I just experienced Fresca shooting out my nose🤣

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@Karacal - that must have hurt.

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Like a hemorrhoid :rofl:

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Merry Christmahanukwanzakah. Or not.
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I came across this four years ago and included this to my politically correct friends in their Christmas cards, my way of fighting absurdity with absurd. To this day I still say Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays, as I am a old fart, believe that Christ was born that day and went to a Lutheran grade & high school. I respect other religions and beliefs but they should not belittle mine,

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Christ is a Lutheran? I didn’t know that. :innocent:

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Which Synod?

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That made my head hurt. :wink:

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@Fred30
Don’t forget that Jesus read the KJV too.

@Robert452 Which Synod? Now that could be construed as some fight’n words right there! LMAO!!

God is God no matter what “flavor” it is . I am just glad I didn’t go to Catholic school like a friend of mine did, they had some tough nuns maybe they were ex-Marines,

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Yes, I know. Many a donnybrook has been started that way. :wink:

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politically correct Christmas greeting - that’s like an Oxymoron, right?,

like a God fearing atheist, or … well I better stop there.

No atheists in a foxhole.

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I’m left-handed. My knuckles still throb when the weather gets cold and damp. Fortunately, that is seldom here in Florida.

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well.

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Yeah swear there isn’t a heaven & pray thete isn’t a hell, always wondered how that worked for those folks…

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While I do not celebrate Christmas…

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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