Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable… traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2021, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that the USA is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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I came across this four years ago and included this to my politically correct friends in their Christmas cards, my way of fighting absurdity with absurd. To this day I still say Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays, as I am a old fart, believe that Christ was born that day and went to a Lutheran grade & high school. I respect other religions and beliefs but they should not belittle mine,
God is God no matter what “flavor” it is . I am just glad I didn’t go to Catholic school like a friend of mine did, they had some tough nuns maybe they were ex-Marines,
