Woman calls 911 to order a pizza... except its not pizza she needs

Sometimes what you have to defend yourself with is your wits. This woman called 911 to order a pizza… because she needed an officer for a domestic violence call and she didn’t want to provoke her attacker.

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</Stands on chair and claps long and loud!
Attaboy! Man, what a Mensch!

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Good job!
Ah yes, I need pepperoni and an extra topping of cuffs!

It’s not delivery! & It’s not degernios…It’s the Police :policeman:!!
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do!? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you! :rofl::rofl::joy::joy:

All playing to the side…she did an awesome job!
If only we could have a Kodiak pic of his face when he answered the door for that pizza!
Do you think he tipped?

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Some of the best tactics are people thinking outside the box and keeping it together to pull it off. I’ll bet this wasn’t off the cuff. She probably ran this scenario thru her head.

I enjoy stories of people winning the chess game with brains instead of violence.

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Me too @Sheepdog556!

How have you been by the way,sir?
I pray you have a festive holiday season and may you be enriched in chairity from family and friends!

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Been good. Just the normal peaks and valleys of life.

I hope you have a very merry Christmas and start the new year on a peak.

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@Sheepdog556,

Same here! Matter of fact when you get to that peak throw your boy some roap down here stuck in the vally! :rofl::rofl:

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The way I see it. You’re put in a valley to bring someone out with you.

Never stop moving and you’ll never get stuck

No bad days just hard days…

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Wow bro!

That was good! It gave me.chills when I read it!!

Thanks man!!

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