Dont mess with Texas
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A couple fine young men from south of our border, who were here just trying to make a better life for themselves, find that Florida homeowners are armed, with the blessings of our local sheriffs. Thank God for free states like TX and FL.
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Maybe we need a FAFO thread?
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Giving Tom Homan a head start.
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From the article….
“The suspect who was killed was identified as Jorge Nestevan Flores-Toledo, 27, of Mexico, according to deputies. Flores-Toledo also goes by the name Anibal Miller-Valencia.
Miller-Valencia was arrested in Illinois in 2023 for residential burglary and received parole in November after spending four months in jail, deputies said. He was considered armed and dangerous and had a warrant for a parole violation”
No more recidivism for Anibal!!!
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And THIS is y thrre arent nearly as many robberies in places like Texas. These kids were just too young to realize that! 
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I have a sign on my garage that says secured by FAFO security. does that count, looks all official and stuff.
there I fixed it 
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Great idea, I fixed the title. 
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You have a giraffe!?
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no it was supposed to say garage. I have no idea how it came out I had a giraffe.
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I have the same one mounted on my garage
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No mas!
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‘I think ‘Annabelle’ was a jerk because his daddy named him after a Cow?’
Just snarkin’
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“How did you put a sign on your Giraffe ?”
Crazy Glue?
Pop Rivets (Yeeeouch!)
Twist ties?
Spot weld?
I’m calling PETA!
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This is fantastic.
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My Cats give the same look after they sniff each others Butts!
(Doesn’t this put you in a Happy Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooood?)
‘I love the smell of Horse A-- in the morning!’
shoulda had FAFO SECURITY/ UDDERLY RIDICULOUS!
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I want to say I’m sorry ahead of time. I’m a new member of ussca . could someone please tell me what FAFO is please?
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F around and find out.
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