SO funny: What the new guy thinks when he goes shooting with his gun-nut friends

This made me laugh my butt off - don’t know if you’re familiar with Josh Pray - he’s a comedian, incidentally a black guy, who riffs a lot on "things I’ve learned from my white friends… This installment is about going to the range.
Before you fire it up, its not so much about race as it is the new guy going shooting with his gun-nut friends :laughing: Ok, well maybe he’s just talking about … me :rofl:

Anyway, listening to him go on about how he sees going to the range vs how his friends do totally laid me out. :joy: :rofl:
enjoy!

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I might have brought a little more ammo than I really should. I don’t name my firearms…maybe my truck but not my firearms. :rofl:

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I like 4th… :joy:

actually my bullets come from one place - big box… but after shooting the brass is everywhere !!! Pockets, box, inside the shoe, under the shoe… hmmm never in my hair… oh… I forgot I’m bald :joy:

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After the first time I had a hot casing fly down my bra through my shirt I try to be more mindful of the top I’m wearing :laughing:

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My house…
Hubby looking in the laundry basket… “Hey honey… look what I found… more .45s…”
Hubby looking in the truck console… “Hey honey… look what I found… more brass”
Hubby pulling his hand out of his pocket… “Hey honey… look what I found… more .40s…”
Hubby looking in the dish washer… "Hey honey… :rofl:

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Worth checking out some of the comments too…
One guy points out that some of us have an Ammo Fairy… put spent brass under our pillows and in the morning theres a new box of ammo there. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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@Zee, “One guy points out that some of us have an Ammo Fairy… put spent brass under our pillows and in the morning theres a new box of ammo there.”

I’m going to try that! :+1:

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Josh Pray is very funny and I have played that video before. The guy is a side splitting comedian. He has another one about the difference of white folks and black folks at Summer barbecues, equally as funny.

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:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Hot casing is like fresh popcorn :slight_smile: OK… maybe not in 100%… it’s hard to bite :neutral_face:

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OMG that is soooooooo freaking funny. Made my eyes water HAHAHAHAHA.
True story : OK a few Afican Americans taking a break at work and I walk in…HEEEEEEY MAN we are we are having a discussion over here and need your help.
Yeah man what’s up ? Why are WHITE PEOPLE SOOOOOO DAMN CRAZY!!! I simply said give me an example. ( In a racist white man’s voice lolol ) He acts like he is Steve Irwin and goes into some episode of " OK BLOKES this is the MOST Veeeeenomssss snake on the planet, look how BEAUTIFUL it is. NOW LETS CATCH IT !!!
By now I’m eating an apple and just “looking” at him like I dont see the question. They all bust out laughing so he says ok ok ok okay what about the movies. WHY DO WHITE WOMEN always fall down when the killer is right behind them?!?!?! I said so we can have these talks about CRAZY _ _ _ WHITE PEOPLE and how the movies are not real and neather is WWF. The rest of the story ends here because Dawn would kill me since this is a (sadly) PG 13+ forum.

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LMFAO! So gonna share this one.

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I wouldn’t kill you for posting it @Henry4, I’d delete the post though. :stuck_out_tongue:

And it’s a good thing it’s PG 13+ I can only imagine where you all would take it at times. :woman_facepalming:

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@Dawn

At times??? More like all the time!!!

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Hilarious, loved the bit. Have to admit though, I absolutely CRINGED when he pointed his 9mm at the camera without verifying the chamber was clear first!

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hahaha…I must be on of his white friends

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Ok now that’s just funny , but what’s wrong with bringing ammo to the gun range. Lol

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Same problem for my daughter. Now she wears only high-necked shirts to the range.

Regards, and sympathies.

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We didnt mean to scare him.:us::us::joy::joy::joy::pray::dart::dart::us::us:

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Funny stuff! just posted on FB!

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