Santa needs to be rudely introduced to the nearest dumpster.
I would have chewed his ass out in front of everyone. In fact this might escalate to ass woop’n time. I’d expose him as a fake Santa that is a pervert out to destroy children. Yes. Don’t F@$* with my wife or my children.
That’s the Severe PTSD talking. If probably black out and not remember.
Everything I just said is only for dramatic effect. No Sant’s lives have been taken during the making of this scenario.
He has since resigned,
-The mall added that the “real” Santa visited Michael at his home Monday to bring him a Nerf gun — and that “we hope we restored Christmas magic to this boy and his family with Santa’s special visit.”
Santa needs to keep his personal opinions to himself. It’s a kid wanting to play with a dart gun. You can tell & teach your children whatever you choose.
My boys have several Nerf dart guns. There was a skirmish Sunday morning actually (I was ambushed) . My wife and I find darts around here all the time.
I’m not so dense as to not see what Nerf is doing. These things are automatic & some versions come with magazines.
“Dangerous Place [France]”
“Santa Packs heat”
Patriots are reaching out to the kid to give him a Nerf gun.
Bad Santa 0
This kid is gonna wind up with a nerf arsenal by the end of this
It sounds like Nerf may be hooking him up with his own nerf arsenal for Christmas! I can’t wait to see the pictures!
If you guys make me cry could I get a few extra entries into the next drawing.
Love Steven’s Show.
This piss poor santa got away easy. Glad it worked out for the kid he really neeeded some redemption.
Hell yes! Belt fed, crew-served Nerf MG.
For the record, that was my son. Oh saint Nick would have got his pistol whipped!! HO!HO! WHACK!!!
I for one kinda agree with “Santa”, this kid doesn’t need and shouldn’t get a nerf gun for Christmas.
He looks old enough for his first air rifle, or maybe a 10/22
I like your thought process @Travis3!!! Yeah let’s get the kid a 1500 psi pellet rifle with a 3x9x40 scope on it. See how well old saint Nick Ho Ho’s when the kid is shooting cookies out of his hand…