lol! Yeah sure buddy, the gun just laying in the bed with you and your lady and a year old pitty jumped on the trigger?
Even my 9 pound Bishons paw is bigger than the trigger guard!
She shot him,… maybe by accident,… but I doubt it was the dog!
Ah to live in a free state 
In CA, it would be illegal for the lady friend to take the gun.
Canoodling
Now, that’s one word I hardly hear or read.
WHAT? Could Happen? 
‘Dirty Dogg!’ (What nobody thought to say that huh?)
I hear folk’s give their Left arm to ‘Canoodle!’ ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! 
Oh, I kill me!
That was in the news story.
You gave far more and not for that, so how much would you give? 
Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I plagiarized! , Tomorrow i’m gonna wake up and vote Demoncrat!
YIKES!
uh…er…My Left N…LEG?
If I can’t be trusted, I don’t have a leg to stand on! ARGH!
That is too funny! 
Thank you, Thank you I’ll be here all week! Try the Gazpacho! 
The dog was upset he wanted to play with that pu@#Y CAT
Was the Dog’s name…wait for it!..‘TRIGGER’ ?
Did he do it on …‘Pawpus!’?
I bet he didn’t give a SHITSU about the Woman!
It’s a ‘Pity’ what could happen to him…Git it? Pity----Pit bull…oh nevamind! 
You ain’t right no wonder I like you
It was a paw pas
He mated with a Dolphin!..and YES It was on !Porpoise!
He truly gave the Woman the ‘FIN’-ger! or did he give her the …‘FLIPPER?’
He was ‘Dorsal’ after the shoot!
I am not a lawyer, but I did play one in the 6th grade. Can you disprove that the dog could not fire a gun? Was it a Sig Sauer P-320? How much pressure does it take to pull the trigger? Was the safety on? First you have to prove to me that the dog could not ever accidently fire a gun. Remember, innocent until proven guilty.
Let me guess is he got away with not doing his homework because he blamed it in his dogs voracious appetite. Poor dog has been his scapegoat forever now.
Anyone wanting to give either the benefit of the doubt?
Give them both a polygraph test.
If indeed the dog is guilty of a negligent discharge.
It should be required to show proof of passing a course in fundamental firearms safety with particular emphasis in muzzle management (the gun’s, not his; unless this also involves eaten homework), and trigger discipline.
No pawing the trigger until he is sure of his target, and its surroundings.
If this was an intentional act he should be brought up on charges of attempted muTer.
Unlawful pAWsession, and willful discharge of a deadly weapon.
My wife groans at my dad jokes. My daughter celebrates them and gets me books of dad jokes.
I’m a freaking amateur compared to you guys!! It’s a dad joke comedy routine on here. Maybe we need a whole thread just for dad jokes… 
we’ll be here all month. 
Start one 
I’ve never been a DAD
(@ least no one’s rang my door bell shouting Daddy!
when I open the door! )
But I’ll chime in with Really poor jokes if you let me!
(Why stop now? )