Brother, you don’t need to actually BE a dad to tell dad jokes!
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Ring, Ring… Hi, Dad! Oh, wait, you are about my age. Damn, you must be quite virile. Thanks, Dad, for bringing me into this world. 
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That’s some phunnie sh!t right here!
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… but meant quite endearingly. I never had a father as nice as you.
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‘And you’re the Apple of my eye SON!’
(WTF does that mean anyway? 
)
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