More people can attend funerals than family gatherings. Make tomorrow a funeral for dead turkeys. May they be remembered and give you a full belly. Happy Dead Turkey day.
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I switched to brisket this year to give the turkey some breathing room to get ahead of the curve
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Sorry not in my house. If it ever wore feathers I don’t eat it. It is foul fowl from the get go. Now a nice steer gave his life for my meal today. Thank you sir and the new leather seat covers look great. Just thought you would like to know how good you made my truck look.
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The fire codes here won’t let me do the traditional Roman funeral pyre, so we put the dearly departed in the oven. It’s the best we could do. 
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R.I.P. gobble gobble
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