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Never white.
Yellow inside the home.
Orange as soon as I step out of the house.
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I seem to bounce back and forth between Yellow and Orange. Looking around, spot them, think through the response move on to the next one.
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same way here, heck I go orange just to walk out to the mail box.
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Just driving past a Walmart I’m somewhere between Orange and Red.
If I see a picture of SLC, definitely Orange. 
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I must be the only one who sleeps in Condition White, LOL
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I’m condition Pink. Ready to scream and flap my hands like a b*tch.
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It is amazing what people will miss by not being totally aware. I had a nice-looking gal eyeing me today as I walked into the store. I really caught her attention. Maybe it was the, “I am the best Farter in the world, I mean Father!” T-shirt I was wearing. Either way, I did catch her attention.
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She was the bait while her girlfriend pulled your wallet.
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Hopefully they will pay the bills that are in my wallet then because I am broke. The entrance way has good acoustics so when I do go in I usually sing a short song going in. The two people including the gal in there looked a little confused when I did it too. The guard at the door knew it was me and greeted me by name. After getting into the store, I yell out, Missy! who works there. She gets a kick out of it when I do that. I can go in more detail if you’d like. 6 people at the coffee stand, two at the deli. 3 at the bakery but no one tending the meat dept. till I walked up to it. Chicken wings at 4.99 a lbs. pork chops at 4.39 a lb. The head meat supervisor came out to stock the cooler in front of the meat department with ribeye steaks that are even more expensive.
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As if Cheers were a grocery store instead of a bar, where everyone knows your name
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Well, I am a chef at a bar. We have been voted the number one dive bar in Western Washington two years in a row. Featured on T.V. four times. We have been voted to have the best burgers in three cities. People tell me that I am a celebrity but, I have not been on foodnetwork yet so, there is that!
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Number One, Two Times, On the tube 4 times and you’re broke.
Dude, you need to stay away from TV…
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It is more about the bank account being hacked than me making money.
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I’m still with B3CU and I live in KY. Good customer service is one of the very few things I miss about WA.
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I try to stay in yellow when I go out. Carrying a gun keeps me aware I might have to go into orange at any time. The last time I remember almost going into orange is when I was in the fruit section of a grocery store and a baby in a shopping cart threw a fruit salad on the floor and his mother almost freaked out. She de-escalated pretty fast and I picked up a stray grape.
Many people are in situational awareness level “Butterscotch” most of the time. When real threats materialize – like seeing a dead body in front of them, getting popped in the snot locker, seeing a bone poking through a compound fracture, etc they go from Butterscotch to Black (frozen in shock).
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I’ve been trying to teach my wife about situational awareness. but, god love her she has never been in a situation. so honestly its like trying to put tooth paste back in the tube at times. but, she’s getting better with her response’s. I reminded her about those iffy feeling she got when she was a postal carrier down in downtown Akron.
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Ditto. I’m the same way. Even when I’m at church I’m in condition Orange.
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same thing here 
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