And all this time I thought it was an English longbow
Some cordless hole puncher 
My EDC identifies as a “Reclusive Body Guard”
Pill dispenser 
Mood enhancing therapy device. Took two this past Monday,and supplemented them with Stribog and Glock supplements today. I feel great!
It identifies the correct tool to defend the US Constitution, Bill of Rights, Freedom, and Independence! And, also identifies as the NATION’S RIFLE!
One of the correct tools, anyways.
It’s a firestick!
sighs
Still illegal in my state 
I’d move…LOL
attention getter
It,s a bullet launcher.
Welcome to the community!
@DarthRanger 
Let’s contact all the Representatives all across the Country to push into the next Legislative Session to “Identify this and Secure it into Law and NEVER TO BE BANNED” as being our National Rifle! Just as our National Bird is the " 
". 
Taking care of my mother here. But definitely moving to NH eventually!
Mine identifies as a defensive weapon or rifle not as an assault weapon or rifle!
That’s right, Enzo. Little Lead Pills of Pacification.