Don’t worry about the legal consequences, there won’t be any.
Just strip down naked, draw your sword and say in the creepiest voice you can muster “I’ve been waiting for this all my life.”
Fight avoided.
*(Please do not take this advice. I am not a lawyer, and especially not your lawyer. My comment was provided for entertainment purposes only as an attempt at humor.)
They would arrest me for terroristic threats if I stripped down naked!
I understand that the charges would be droped due too lack of evidance
You been talking to my wife??
OMG!! That is HILARIOUS!!
‘I just did this! The guy got Hysterical Blindness, and in the middle of the Laughing fit suffered a heart attack and Died!’
Without firing a shot ! Cops came (I was still naked )I like being naked) , I got arrested for indecent exposure and as I write this in a cell with Big Bubba holding him off with a Toilet brush! HELP! GULP!
It works every time…
I almost tripped. 
Too good!
you guys is weird n such…
I like that… cause some say I’m one of you…
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaaaaa
How do you know we are the weird ones? We might be normal, and the rest are weird.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaaaaa
I KNOW I’m weird. Save you all the trouble debating it. 
Well, that’s a given. So I guess my theory is out the window.
YUP! Well, that’s a given. So I guess my theory is out the window. Like a Russian Politician on the Top Floor!
When you drop your drawers at the beginning of a fight?
He started running when I asked him if he dropped his soap😀
“It works every time…” 
Please don’t say that’s you!!
LOL, Umm, aaa, No, that guy is too small. 
