Got it!!! You conceal full size pistol!
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That’s just barrel length, but open carrying is very intimidating and it will ward of the thugs.
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I avoid all conflicts. I’m getting too old, my perceived strength is not the same, I’m quick to leave anywhere I don’t absolutely need to be, I treat everyone with dignity and respect, I’m usually home before it gets dark, away from my home, everyone can be right (because it really doesn’t matter to me, nor will it influence any decisions I’m subject to make), I let a bobble-head be a bobble-head, because ignorance is still bliss; I possess unfathomable power unbeknownst to any miscreant, cretin, or zombie, “them.” For this cause, I am therefore, a super nice guy, intentionally, and on purpose. Just don’t FAFO. i mean this in the best way possible. That’s it and that’s all.
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With all the years of being married/ happily married, I know there are some things you need to know not to respond or just to deescalate. “Does this dress make my ass look big?” it is a trap. So, responding “Not larger than normal!” may seem like a ligament answer but it will not de-escalate the matter. So, with the years of experience with a sharp deadly weapon such as a wife, you should be able to avoid conflicts. You have the experience, so you just need to apply it.
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Put all the TROLLS on IGNORE FOREVER!—-there fixed it!
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Amen, and I follow the same principle. Avoid the fight, get home safe, and don’t ever need to use the tool you secretly possess.
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That is all in fun until the mall cop shows up with his just received newly 10 million watt tazer, then what you going to do
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Wow i don’t care who says what that is funny bare bones comedy
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Don’t anyone call me weird you don’t know me or hear the voices I do so you don’t know what weird is. But I’ll bet he got released on the lack of evidence.
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You’re WEIRD (you just said… )
WELCOME TO THE CLUB WEIRDSVILLE BROTHER! ’ You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave!’ (cue guitar solo!)
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After being officially welcomed by the most peculiar of them all (@don102).
You are officially part of the coolguys in the room. 
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Why thank you both but I will not be posting short stories (Don) to many voices going at one time screws me up .
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My voices in my head keep me company when I am bored, and by myself.
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Back handed compliment to say the least huh? Who just said that?..I did you idiot! 
Was in a T/A Travel Truck stop last night (Amarilla, TX) and a big fat guy (made me look like Jack LaLane) took a dislike to my carrying a firearm----(They’re SO OFFENSIVE AIN’T THEY?) 
He just went OFF! I was in my 11th hour of a long haul, Gots no time for this holding my Coke I Kraved his balls in! (@ least I THINK I kicked his balls? No telling really) Left the puddle of sh!t peeing on himself (YUCK!) and they said ‘Just Go!’ I threw a Fiver on the counter (I 'm not a thief) and left.
0700 and still no Handcuffs banging on the door so I guess Weirdsville don is in da clear!
Some folks just SUCK!
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It is okay, you are unique just like everyone else!
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I have soooooooooooo many voices in my head when I read this I Laughed!
And Laughed!
and Laughed
and Laughed
Then we passed the ‘Meme’ around then sent it to ourselves and we…
Laughed, and Laughed! once again!
Life is NEVER boring in Che Weirds Ville a party in every Head!
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’ 
And he’s perfect in every way!’ Better than being Boringly STUPID!
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Oh you guys and your voices. My voices occupy me daily and nightly. We have adventures 24/7/365.
Magnificent and horrible consequences abound in real life. Am I crazy or deranged?
Asking for a somebody.
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The voices during the day are pretty relaxed, it is when I lay down to go to sleep, they start all sorts of noises about things I have forgot about thirty years ago or question decisions I made 50 years ago. Then they start talking to each other about it and start arguing.
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