Since Chuck Norris has the contracted most powerful strain of the virus known, he needed to be hospitalized. He is now bed ridden and very ill. The only human that is immune to the virus and is allowed to visit is… John Wick.
The Corona virus tried to infect John Wick. He killed it…with a 
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He has been spotted in mask…I think it’s time to start panicking 
He’s sterilizing it for mere mortals.
Chuck was pensive, walking through the parking lot…
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear masks… it’s an outgrowth of his beard when it senses a biological threat.
Or…
… it’s not a mask, it’s a facial dojo mat his beard puts out to challenge viruses and give them a fair chance.
Nice Dawn. Chuck is one of my favs. of all time. Such a gentleman and at the same time a badass. Tru dat fo sho, Nuff said!.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
That’s a good one
YES, we have to refresh this thread 
Every time this thread refreshes, I scroll through a pretty big portion of the thread and laugh my head off as if it’s the first time I’ve heard the jokes… 
I am laughing so loud and coughing…My wife said are you ok…LOl
Laughter (I am told) is the best medicine and it sounds like you came close to an overdose
lmao
Don
