Chuck Norris

Welcome to the Community, Edward! That’s another one I hadn’t heard!

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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the world down.

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Atlantis was once a very beautiful travel destination. The city denied Chuck Norris entry…

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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris’s Blood Type is AK-47.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.

And my personal favorite: Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Chuck Norris once killed 38 bad guys with a Glock 17, then he shot the rest of them.

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I thought his blood type was g19!!:rofl::joy:

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Glocks carry Chuck Norris for protection…

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The universe isn’t ever-expanding… it’s running from Chuck Norris

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Welcome to the Community, @Repo37!

So is Glock now a spokesperson for Chuck Norris instead of Chuck Norris being a spokesperson for Glock? :thinking:

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Lone wolf take out the Taliban. All by hisself

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