Welcome to the Community, Edward! That’s another one I hadn’t heard!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the world down.
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Atlantis was once a very beautiful travel destination. The city denied Chuck Norris entry…
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris’s Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
And my personal favorite: Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris once killed 38 bad guys with a Glock 17, then he shot the rest of them.
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I thought his blood type was g19!!
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Glocks carry Chuck Norris for protection…
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The universe isn’t ever-expanding… it’s running from Chuck Norris
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Welcome to the Community, @Repo37!
So is Glock now a spokesperson for Chuck Norris instead of Chuck Norris being a spokesperson for Glock? 
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Lone wolf take out the Taliban. All by hisself
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Not a joke but for those who never saw Lone Wolf McQuade find it online or rent it.
Classic chuck Norris at his best.
“Hellbound” is creepy as hell, pun intended, but another little known great CN movie.
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I totally forgot about this thread. Thanks for bringing it back alive! 
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… and who is Chuck Norris??? Is this a guy who tried to kick Bruce Lee’s ass??
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He is my second cousin.
Oh wait, you’re talking about the martial artist/actor, not my second cousin. 
But all kidding aside I do have a second cousin named Chuck Norris.
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With that one I will join Zee as part of your fan club!
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@Lacy, I’m wondering if your cousin is happy to carry such cool name?
This must be great to be name like this 
Does anyone remember this?
… “what kind of stupid name is that?”…
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