Welcome to the Community, Edward! That’s another one I hadn’t heard!
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the world down.
Atlantis was once a very beautiful travel destination. The city denied Chuck Norris entry…
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris’s Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
And my personal favorite: Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris once killed 38 bad guys with a Glock 17, then he shot the rest of them.
I thought his blood type was g19!!
Glocks carry Chuck Norris for protection…
The universe isn’t ever-expanding… it’s running from Chuck Norris
Welcome to the Community, @Repo37!
So is Glock now a spokesperson for Chuck Norris instead of Chuck Norris being a spokesperson for Glock?
Lone wolf take out the Taliban. All by hisself