“So there I was, NEKKED…”
Cheers,
Craig6
The lights were on but no one was home.
We left the door open and guess what came in…
Where’s Waldo ??z
Guns on the wall = guns in my pocket…
“Well crap, where did she go? She was naked just a minute ago.”
Looks like a sap in the left corner of the blinds or just a pull, and you must have a dog from the tennis ball in the corner. 
My crack head neighbor is banging on my door late, and getting a red dot on their head…
Commercial for video doorbell: “Ever wish you could see who’s knocking on your front door from your living room or anywhere in the world?”
“I aimed at door and gunned down lamp fan’s blade 
”
I hear you knockin, but you can’t come in
“Honey, did you turn off the light?”
Good to be home and now time to relax.
I came knockin’, saw the chair was rockin’, but nobody was in it.
When knock knock jokes get real
Suddenly the lights went dark; a shot rangout; the maid screamed…
It was a dark and stormy night.
Slowly I turned, step by step -
If my ass isn’t glued to the recliner. it’s because I’m waiting in a dark space with my 1911, Make yourself at home