CAPTION THIS PHOTO! (Then I will tell you what was ACTUALLY taking place!)

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“So there I was, NEKKED…”

Cheers,

Craig6

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The lights were on but no one was home.

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We left the door open and guess what came in…

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Where’s Waldo ??z

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Guns on the wall = guns in my pocket…

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“Well crap, where did she go? She was naked just a minute ago.”

Looks like a sap in the left corner of the blinds or just a pull, and you must have a dog from the tennis ball in the corner. :wink:

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My crack head neighbor is banging on my door late, and getting a red dot on their head…

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Commercial for video doorbell: “Ever wish you could see who’s knocking on your front door from your living room or anywhere in the world?”

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Is that a red dot on my closet door? If it is, “I’m your huckleberry dude”.

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“I aimed at door and gunned down lamp fan’s blade :scream:

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I hear you knockin, but you can’t come in

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“Honey, did you turn off the light?”

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Good to be home and now time to relax.

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I came knockin’, saw the chair was rockin’, but nobody was in it.

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When knock knock jokes get real

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Suddenly the lights went dark; a shot rangout; the maid screamed…

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It was a dark and stormy night.

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Slowly I turned, step by step -

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If my ass isn’t glued to the recliner. it’s because I’m waiting in a dark space with my 1911, Make yourself at home

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