Love it. Thank you so much, but what about the violin lessons. Looks like you still have a heart beat so that’s good but please don’t Hurt me, I am a little Candy ass.
Nah, I prefer guitar. Took lessons but have the talent of a tone deaf, mute man without any hands.
Oh well thought we had a live one, you made my face hurt cause I had a big smile on it.
Do you come around here often STUMPY
Nah, they called me lefty for a time though.
I come around some. Got my feelings hurt and was labeled a candy ass. Now I only drop in now and then or ask a question.
Hmmm looks like the Junior Apple didn’t fall too far from de tree.
My Scottish friend called her insulin injections jags, as in “excuse me a moment, time for my jag.”
JAG - Just Another Gun!
or a state or feeling of exhilaration or intoxication usually induced by liquor!
a sharp projecting part [BARB]
or Judge Advocate General
With a heavy Scottish accent it may have sounded “jag” but in reality it was probably “jab” (as used universally throughout the UK and much of Europe).
Well, you knew her better than I, so we’ll just go with that.
You could go broke buying Brasso.