My neighbor has too many kids so I’m having a vasectomy. 
I just read somewhere about a drive-by shooting where the gangbangers were driving a Chevy Tahoe. Why aren’t left wing nuts demanding that we ban CHEVY TAHOES?!?
Odds are the perp(s) votes democrat
Eventually people will catch on that Government always uses the fear of other people committing crimes to strip your rights away. Both sides do it some more obvious than others.
We should sue automotive manufacturers when people commit DWI’s.
The Acme #2 pencil company should be held responsible for my son failing a spelling test back in the third grade because the pencil misspelled the words.
The companies supplying forks, knives and spoons should be closed down because America is overweight.
I’m going on a diet because my neighbor is overweight.