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They do, they do, they do.
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best wkrp ever
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Still one of the greatest moments in television history.
“The mall is being bombed by live turkeys!!!”
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what would Thanksgiving be without WKRP 
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Welcome to our strange little group, @Wesley_D and happy Thanksgiving. Glad to have you here.
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Welcome Wesley_D!
This is the place to B
As you can surely C!..
uh, That’s all I got Bruh!
Sorry, Tryptophan OD!
Glad you are here,
WWG1WGA
No step on snek!
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DoN102 Sir Brother THEY CAN FLY I CAUGHT ONE WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND IT TOOK ME FOR A RIDE IN TO A BARBWIRER FENCE AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ME AND FLYED AWAY AND IT BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME NOW I JUST GET MINE AT THE GROCERY STORE SIR. FOR PETES SAKE BE CAREFUL 
HAPPY FATHER OF LITES DAY EVERY ONE LOVE BOBBY JEAN and Debbie ann . 
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Around here, the wild ones can fly. Not for any great distance but they can fly. The farm raised ones are raised for maximum edible meat so, being aerodynamically challenged, I think that if they were tossed out of a helicopter, I would classify their flight dynamics as “falling”.
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And they can RUN!
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Taste like chicken.
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Mmmmmm turkey noodle soup pre tenderized 
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