I tried to get my wife to let me have a T-Shirt printed that says: “Old guys are not afraid of the death penalty”. She flat out refuses. Freaking buzzkill…
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Cats have had it too easy for too long, they need to start pulling their weight 
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)My one cat thinks he’s a guard cat. Yesterday we had a lot of birds around the yard. They occasionally set off the motion alarms for the different parts of the yard. He would run around growling looking out the different windows. He knows which alarm belongs to which yard, and exactly what window to look out. He ended up all condition orange sitting in the middle of the table where he could see three different directions at once 
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YUP! One of my Katz BRUNO (‘The Terrible’)
‘TOOK-OUT!’ the screen in my window last night trying to devour some of the wild Rabbits that come and dine on our front plants! I caught him just in time wigglin’ his axx trying to bring the top of the screen down from the frame to go have a snack! CARNAVIOR! (Just like his Daddy! 
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And he has not one care that now you need to go get a new screen! Must be nice being a cat with zero cares in the world.
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Yepper! Then he had the Cajones to walk over to da ‘Treat’ Closet in the Hallway and Screech ‘TREATS?’
(No Remorse Morris that one!
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Don, I hate to say it, but your cat may be a liberal
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Nah Brother, He still got his BALLS! (but nice try that!) 
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Made me laugh out loud!
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VERIFIBLE PROOF my ‘Moat’ exists! (That’s Vanilly! of MILLY/VANILLY fame!)
***Egregiously stolen off of MSLSD! oh, and I’m not that fit ( and he has both legs!)
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