Do you all remember Joe Biden? Has there ever been a more memorable president besides, you know…the guy? No. No there has not been.
That’s why we have recalled the idyllic days of the last four years to come up with some of the best moments from the Biden presidency. Here are 11 of the best from the Biden years.
The time he shook hands with a real live ghost: He made our first real diplomatic connection with the spirit world. What a legend.
When he invented epic new dance moves like “Trippin’ on the sandbag” and “Fallin’ down the stairs”: A pioneer of dance.
That one time he said “Furbskizguzzit dambershluurb”: Words of wisdom. If only Americans had taken them to heart.
When he asserted American dominance by fearlessly crapping his pants in front of the Pope: He struck fear in the hearts of the uppity papists.
The time he let his son bring a historic first baggy of cocaine into the White House: His exemplary love for family was one of the most inspiring legacies that he will leave this country.
That one time he refused to acknowledge his granddaughter: An example for grandparents everywhere.
The time he built a monumental pier in Gaza: The 8th wonder of the world, some say.
All the other times he refused to acknowledge his granddaughter: You could see the paternal spirit just bursting in his heart.
The one time he fell off a non-moving bike: The tourist revenue from Brandon Falls has been a huge shot in the arm for our economy.
Bravely standing up there the whole time and saying all the words at the debate: He was a true example of leadership, eloquence, and perseverance.
The time he left office: Historians may downplay the significance of this move in the history books. But they can never erase its significance in our hearts.
We know, we know — the list could go on forever. Well done, Joe, you good and faithful public servant.
OH PUDDIN’PANTS! How I’m in MOURNING! (Not for YOU Ship-bird, but for me!
All these Jokes STILL rattling 'round in my head!
All the nicknames we came up with! I say from my heart Good By and Good Riddance!
ALL the intense SUFFERING you put the Country through, Enjoy your Beach chair where now that you are no longer an ACTIVE PUPPET someone will give you a clot-shot in the neck if you don’t STAY GONE!.
Kamala is poking the Bear saying she’ll be back! Huge mistake. And when you are settled in in your ‘Memory Care’ basement Lair we will shortly send you some playmates (not those) the likes of Nancy, Chucky and Blumenthal…Sounds like the cast in a Horror Movie (cause it is).
I shall miss you (NOT) THE WORST pResident in American history, Congrats in being Numba 1 ! in something finally!
Joseph Pudding Pants Robinette Biden : Date of Death 01/21/2025 VIA CON DIOS El Puddo!
As the Great Carol Burnett always sang @ the end of every show:
'AHEM!, I’m so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh (@ YOU!) and sing a song! (Good bye Gyrl!.) …
Or as David Bowie sang: “Golden Years, Go-o-o-wah wah wah!” I WANNA SEE JOY DAMMIT! JOY!
“He recounted his experience as a lifeguard at the same pool in the 1960s, where he was the only white employee. Biden described an incident where he confronted a local gang leader named Corn Pop, who was causing trouble at the pool. Biden told Corn Pop to leave, which led to a tense confrontation.”
Except he’s not funny or harmless like Elmer Fudd and Buggs Bunny. I had never before thought that one four year term of a bad president could do THAT much harm to the country and the world, but I was wrong. The sad thing is, I think he’s so delusional and so far gone mentally that he actually believes he was a great president, that people approve of him, and he honestly thinks he would have won.
He has no idea how many people around the world are dead brcause of him, how many lives are destroyed, how many Americans are in desperate financial shape, how many criminals are among us now, and on and on and on. What a disaster.
If we are going to talk about this Criminal I’d like to remember
#3 on the hit parade. When he did that (and nobody decided it was his time for him to be IMPEACHED ) and sent to the .Gov Memory Care unit, when all the 'Legacy Media fawned over him that was when I knew we were in for a world of hurt. I will NEVER think any of this guy’s ‘Antic’s’ were funny. What he did to us was CRIMINAL.
Too serious this morning? Sorry not. This is going to take a Herculean effort from ALL OF US to come back. The ‘LEFT’ is STILL FIGHTING OUR PRESIDENT. STILL! The PEOPLES MANDATE to straighten up and fly right went undelivered (or unread)
Legacy Media is in it’s DEATH THROES but still cranking out the BS!. People STILL listen to them.
(not many, but if one dumbaxx gets it in his head… 3rd assassination attempt, 4th, 5th?)
Socialism once advanced into being takes a long time to completely die a long and painful (for us) death.
The Bernie Sanders, Aoc’s, Pocohantas’s need to go. They will stir the pot of dissention till death.
Take care of yourselves Warriors interesting times ahead.
Nope. Anyone who thinks the damage stops in 2 days is in for disappointment. It’s going to take a monumental effort and years to reverse the runaway train of stupidity. The left is going to fight with everything they have and continue to fabricate their webs of lies to keep the faithful on board. People in cults who have been brainwashed don’t just walk away when shown the truth, they double down.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m completely done with this baboon
( what’s his name❓) and his slimey cohorts.
Maybe in 20 years it might be funny!
Today, tomorrow the next 19 years a figment of my imagination, or more like a hemorrhoid!
Four destructive years I’ll never get back and a country that will never return to normal!
Most of you remember, normal!
You know you don’t have to watch this to understand normal!
No such thing as porch pirates, cell phones, boys were boys and the girls, well the girls with clean skin, face to face friendships and who can forget the music.
Spent the past 48 hours just listening to all the music I/we grew up with.
NO, that clown who portrayed a president, already forgot his name!
I WANNA SEE JOY DAMMIT! JOY!
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