The military dispensed with another drug boat and four narco terrorists today.
I heard they all had blew eyes. Some blew portside, some blew starboard, some blew straight up!
Thank you commander Taco!
Just the price of doing business for the cartels, but experienced boat captains have become a real commodity.
Excellent!!
Roasted Shark Bait. 
What are they using, a giant shotty?
Wasnât there an article awhile back about sharks getting high from all the drugs in the water. 
What drugs? I see no drugs?
What Boat? I see no boat?
And to answer youâre question, it was prolly a Manta rayâŠNO WAIT! A STINGER! Yeah THATâs it! A STINGER!
Sooo⊠Yer saying that their flying around in their Manta Ray and throwing itâs Stinger at them??? 
My only concern with hitting the drug boats is the effect the drugs could have on ocean life.
UM⊠Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Shamarty Pants Iâm sayinâ that possibly a âPredatorâ was lurking about (say 5,000 ft.) and launched a Stinger up their Arse!
âSTART DA MUSIC!â 
Prediction time!
(Fingers pressed agin me Temples!)
Trump announced that Antiphuck is now a TERRORIST.org! Amirite?
Then, Senor Trumpo Announced that âDa Cartelsâ were a Terrorist.org
IPSO FACTO I NOW GLEEN that Mansions South of da Border will âdevelopâ Gas Leaks, Paid Protestors will develop âNightstick Envyâ⊠This is ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.
MSM, Demoncratic Socialists see their ranks dwindling like a Powerboat on the high seas meets its fate.
Drug runners SEE DA LIGHT! âNO WAY JOSE!â I ainât runninâ against zee Estados Unidos NAVY MANG!â
(Thatâs how they talk I hear!) MUAHAHAHAHACHACHO CAMACHO!
The amount of seawater in the Gulf of America is such that the introduction of illicit drugs is insignificant. Itâd be like putting a single grain of salt into a swimming pool.
The boat fuel is a larger environmental threat.
Do you have your Headdress and Cape on Ohhh Great âCarnac the Magnificentâ? 
Everyone knows you cannot make predictions without a Headdress and Cape. 
Tin foil hats work soo much better than a giant headdressâŠ.
They get better reception when theyâre not covered up!
I say its time to go inland and hit some factories where this stuff is being made. We wouldnât be hitting a country per say but terrorists and besides, Maduro wasnât technically elected, he stole it
Itâs funny that heâs training civilians on artillery and small armsâŠ.
As if the bombs arenât coming from 45000 feet altitude!
Must I?âŠ. I must!
DEATH FROM ABOVE! EAT THAT CARTELS!, MADURO!, Hakeem !
Funny how some things from the 80âs and 90âs are starting to play out.
Regardless, we need to step it up a notch and put the real fear of God into the cartels and even Maduro. He is involved after all
K⊠Thanks Kill Joy.
O.K. Back to making my Cake Pops. 
