The military dispensed with another drug boat and four narco terrorists today.
I heard they all had blew eyes. Some blew portside, some blew starboard, some blew straight up!
Thank you commander Taco!
Just the price of doing business for the cartels, but experienced boat captains have become a real commodity.
Excellent!!
Roasted Shark Bait. 
What are they using, a giant shotty?
Wasn’t there an article awhile back about sharks getting high from all the drugs in the water. 
What drugs? I see no drugs?
What Boat? I see no boat?
And to answer you’re question, it was prolly a Manta ray…NO WAIT! A STINGER! Yeah THAT’s it! A STINGER!
Sooo… Yer saying that their flying around in their Manta Ray and throwing it’s Stinger at them??? 
My only concern with hitting the drug boats is the effect the drugs could have on ocean life.
UM… Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Shamarty Pants I’m sayin’ that possibly a ‘Predator’ was lurking about (say 5,000 ft.) and launched a Stinger up their Arse!
‘START DA MUSIC!’ 
Prediction time!
(Fingers pressed agin me Temples!)
Trump announced that Antiphuck is now a TERRORIST.org! Amirite?
Then, Senor Trumpo Announced that ‘Da Cartels’ were a Terrorist.org
IPSO FACTO I NOW GLEEN that Mansions South of da Border will ‘develop’ Gas Leaks, Paid Protestors will develop ‘Nightstick Envy’… This is ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.
MSM, Demoncratic Socialists see their ranks dwindling like a Powerboat on the high seas meets its fate.
Drug runners SEE DA LIGHT! ‘NO WAY JOSE!’ I ain’t runnin’ against zee Estados Unidos NAVY MANG!’
(That’s how they talk I hear!) MUAHAHAHAHACHACHO CAMACHO!
The amount of seawater in the Gulf of America is such that the introduction of illicit drugs is insignificant. It’d be like putting a single grain of salt into a swimming pool.
The boat fuel is a larger environmental threat.
Do you have your Headdress and Cape on Ohhh Great “Carnac the Magnificent”? 
Everyone knows you cannot make predictions without a Headdress and Cape. 
Tin foil hats work soo much better than a giant headdress….
They get better reception when they’re not covered up!
I say its time to go inland and hit some factories where this stuff is being made. We wouldn’t be hitting a country per say but terrorists and besides, Maduro wasn’t technically elected, he stole it
It’s funny that he’s training civilians on artillery and small arms….
As if the bombs aren’t coming from 45000 feet altitude!
Must I?…. I must!
DEATH FROM ABOVE! EAT THAT CARTELS!, MADURO!, Hakeem !
Funny how some things from the 80’s and 90’s are starting to play out.
Regardless, we need to step it up a notch and put the real fear of God into the cartels and even Maduro. He is involved after all
K… Thanks Kill Joy.
O.K. Back to making my Cake Pops. 
