Mike's guide

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I would hope that I had my ā€œGwockā€ if I had to run into ā€œIron Manā€ Mike Tyson after making fun of him. That man was just a straight-out beast in the ring.

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You might lose an earšŸ˜€

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Or your life! I know thereā€™s some number of us greater than 1, that saw him in his prime. That was a bad man, in boxing anyway. Knock you out with either hand, with any punch, from whatever position he wanted. :rofl::joy:

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You forgot the

Atthault Wifle! The mosth powerful weapon on the pwanet!

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That is not the most powerful Atthault Wifle. This is

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You could put an eye out with it, or at least flavor some popcorn :popcorn::cup_with_straw:

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cracked me up lmao now :rofl:

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I have a coworker who last time I checked lived just down the road from Mr. Tyson and would run into him occasionally. Iā€™ll see if he can ask Mr Tyson what he thinks of all your humor next time he bumps into himā€‹:wink::boxing_glove:

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ok cool as long as he doesnā€™t bite my ear off!! :ear: :sweat_smile:

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Obviously, I was led astray by @Jerzees .

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