Mike's guide

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I would hope that I had my “Gwock” if I had to run into “Iron Man” Mike Tyson after making fun of him. That man was just a straight-out beast in the ring.

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You might lose an ear😀

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Or your life! I know there’s some number of us greater than 1, that saw him in his prime. That was a bad man, in boxing anyway. Knock you out with either hand, with any punch, from whatever position he wanted. :rofl::joy:

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You forgot the

Atthault Wifle! The mosth powerful weapon on the pwanet!

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That is not the most powerful Atthault Wifle. This is

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You could put an eye out with it, or at least flavor some popcorn :popcorn::cup_with_straw:

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cracked me up lmao now :rofl:

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I have a coworker who last time I checked lived just down the road from Mr. Tyson and would run into him occasionally. I’ll see if he can ask Mr Tyson what he thinks of all your humor next time he bumps into him​:wink::boxing_glove:

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ok cool as long as he doesn’t bite my ear off!! :ear: :sweat_smile:

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Obviously, I was led astray by @Jerzy .

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