Memes that don’t fit elsewhere II (NO Politics) (Part 4)

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ARGH! NO POLITICS!

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My Band is Mostly Metallica and Queen with a Bit of Tom Petty and the Travelin’ Willburry’s
(We figured a mix will get us more gig’s, but with most if us having PTSD we enjoy Rockin’ the house
…uh…in our own houses! Oh well!) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:No, I won’t back down! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I’ll stand my ground! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Oh THAT’S much Better! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:sounds like an addition to the Monty Python Grail sketch :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:The person that named the town URANUS has been sacked! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: The New Ad campaign coordinator has also been sacked :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:He is now the NEW (NO POLITICS) Campaign manager for the ‘Tasty Pudding’…um… Hard time walking up stairs REP! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:bomb:BOOM!

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A little boot humor.

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Oh Man, :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:…beautiful Brother.
That’s why it’s called THE BROTHERHOOD-SISTERHOOD !

adonde nosotros vamos uno nosotros ir todo!!!
Nessun passo sul serpente

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I don’t have one, but when that person opens my liquor cabinet(s), that person will have a nice inheritance, whether sold or kept, and will also not need sex toys. :rofl:

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I wish I can find this on a birthday card for my wife …

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.

An angel came by and asked, “Why spend so much time on her?"

The Lord answered, “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?

She must function in all kinds of situations.

She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time.

Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart.

She must do all this with only two hands.

She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.”

The angel was impressed, "Just two hands…impossible!

And this is the standard model?"

The angel came closer and touched the woman.

“But you have made her so soft, Lord."

“She is soft”, said the Lord,

“But I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.”

“Can she think?” The angel asked.

The Lord answered, “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.”

The angel touched her cheeks.

“Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”

“She is not leaking…it is a tear” the Lord corrected the angel.

“What’s it for?” Asked the angel.

The Lord said, “Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering, and her pride."

This made a big impression on the angel,

“Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything. A woman is indeed marvelous!”

Lord said, “Indeed she is.

She has strength that amazes a man.

She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.

She holds happiness, love, and opinions.

She smiles when she feels like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying.

Cries when happy and laughs when afraid.

She fights for what she believes in.

Her love is unconditional.

Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life."

The angel asked: “So she is a perfect being?”

The Lord replied, "No. She has just one drawback…she often forgets what she is worth.”

-Donna Ashworth

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My “sex toys” are my real EDC; never go anywhere without them, can’t forget them, semi-auto loading, and easy to rack. Concealment is very important–no open carry! All the usual rules apply—no brandishing, assume it’s loaded, keep it pointed in a safe direction, aim carefully, and don’t touch the trigger until you’re ready to fire.

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​I remember watching this when I was very young… and thought rather highly of it and the actors in it…

the stories contained were both wise and fun… and it got removed… racism thing I guess…

but I never thought of it in such a fashion…

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