What’s her name Joan Wick and was it a #2 Pencil! 
Not phunnie?..
I’ll just be sitting over here 'Q’uietly then
So by that rationale, if your weight begins with a 3 then I will NEVER have to worry about dating you. 
Or perhaps a 180…
We’ve come such a long way, now we need the town crier needs to warn kids not to eat the soap before laundry day!
LOL!
Look at the ‘drive thru’ sign: “THERE BACK…”.
Oh my…
Signs ( Five Man Electrical Band) 1970
Had that earworm just the other day!
Technically it’s “Desserts.” Important difference, you know. 
that DAMNED add crap is BACK!!! BLINK BLINK BLINK!!! AGAIN!!!
Not so much. More likely to get called out for a full inspection (rifle, cleaned and pressed utilities with spit-shined boots) then it turns out to be a 20 mile forced march through sand, mud, surf, and any other disgusting crap they can find. When you get back you are told you have 30 minutes to fall out for inspection with clean utilities, spit-shined boots, and a clean rifle. Such fun!
No, it isn’t.
At gun shows, the images are reversed. 
I’m easily confused.
Were you advised that you had an itchy whoos-is?
(Digging foxhole.)
Yup, real sign. Passed it many a time. They have changed the name though to Urectum, Missouri. Because of all the jokes.
